About last night

as you guys all know, jana i landed in eldoret kwa akina @Benn_Dover. it was already raining so i decided to take a rest ndo nijipange nione vile nitamaliza siku. munched some food and by 10 i was already headed for baniya’s square. niliingia huko and was mersmerized. the ambience in the club is very good and also it has enough space. ordered for 2 beers nikateremsha pole pole though it provided a different experience than a typica club like what club signature did. i saw a kunguru in some tablr akiwa pekee yake nikaona nijoin yeye. she was taking smirnoff and guiness alafu anamix anachapa kama shot. was a bit disturbed by that, she looked to be in some deep thoughts. tried negotiation a conversation lakini she aint responding and when she finally responded it was a one word response nikaona hapa najiongelesha moved and went to another table where a dude and a chic joined. fine chic. they ordered a drink. the chic was those who are jovial hapo na hapo nikaanza conversation throwing some few jokes nikaona @Benn_Dover amejam yake yote bana. nikaona i maybe lucky with her if i play my cards right. uyo msee alikuwa amekula moto. he stood up took his girl na wakatoka nje ya club. waliingia ndami ya gari wakaenda. nikaona nimeachiwa pombe ya bure nikateremsha haraka haraka incase warudi wanikose.

masaa yake saa nane ivi nikaondokea nikaanza kupiga lap evil thoughts go the better of me nikaona nitafute lanye nitoe na yeye dryspell. nikaenda hapo stage ya western ukiingia ndani kidogo kunakuanga na garage za kutengeneza magari naeza bahatika kupata lanye. kufika huko sikupata yeyote. nikaona nijaribu sides za paradise .kwanza paradise siku hizi haiexist huko saa hii ni stalls za kuuza nguo na simu. nikaenda nyumba ya paradise kunakuanga na chuom hapo inaendanga hadi chini inakutolea kwa round about hapo karibu na nandi gardens. lanye walikuwa wamechapa. kufika chini karibu na barabara, i saw a lanye. petite, lightskin ivi and was wearing a short dress nikaona hii lazima nizame ndani. sijui ni lights zilikuwa zinamulika vibaya was seeing she had a nice face. tukabargain bei ikakuwa ni 300. tukaenda room she had a great perfume. kufika room hapo nikaona man niliuma nje. her face wasnt that pretty, ushaiona msichana light skin lakini akona sure personal. her face was full of acres and acres of makeup and it looked like sex work had really taken a toll on her. she looked to be in her early 40s. that sight made me lose interest kabisa though she had a banging body. sikuwa nafeel kumkula kabisa lakini sasa ndo pesa isipotee nikaona nikule haraka haraka niende. with that face nikaona nimgeuze nimkule doggy. she waa clean and hakukuwa na smell yoyote. nikachapa mali nikamwaga. she asked me kama ningetaka round for 1/2 the price but nilikuwa tu disappointed na yeye. asked if i liked the services nikamshow ilikuwa sawa. nilivaa na nikatoka.

on getting out, nikapata commotion kati ya lanye na jamaa flani. as it turns out jamaa alitomba lanye shot mbili msito design ya @Agwambo na akakataa kumlipa. alikuwa anapewa mabare kama zote saa hio hana trouser akona shati pekee na ameshikwa makende na lanye flani mumama mkubwa sura mbaya sana. it was a funny sight. nikajitoa tu. nikipiga lap pia noticed hiyo bara bara ya kuenda khetiaa supermarket hapo pia kuna chuom ina malanye unaenda kuwakulia kwa vibanda huko nyuma though they were ugly. hakuna siku eldi nishaipata lanye mrembo, wote ni super ugly. nairobi uko spoilt for choice. kisii pia si mbaya. leo napatana lanye ya tagged nione vile kutaenda niwaletee hekaya.

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Forrowing

You travelled all the way from Kisii to Eldoret thinking you’d find the cute chic @MTINGIZA_KITANDA was smashing.

You went to a club and started a conversation with a lady, only to discover she ain’t a whore.

Frustrated, you finally settled for an old, ugly lanye with a stinking hairy butt.

After ejaculating, you boarded a shuttle back to Kisii then spent 30 minutes writing hii ujinga yote.

You’re an idiot.

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Samehea OP elder :green_emoji: amesema analeta hekaya

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Hekaya swaffe.Lakini badala ya kuttuchafua mecho na picha ya gugumaps siungetuosha na picha angalao ya hao malanye wa garage walikua wamechapa omogambi yaa?

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haha. I know this route. Big mamas husimama hapo even mchana.

Iko huko chini, directly opposite OLA petrol station ( Kapsabet/Mosoriot stage).

Men, that’s the bottom barrel of ELDY. Hata drivers hakuli skyway

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Despicable Me Lol GIF

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Maliza uyo mkisii mjinga. Chinja ua.

i didnt travel from kisii to eldoret, i was already in nairobi. na bado niko huku eldi on business banae. sikuangi idler kama wewe nikikaa nyumbani nikinyonga na picha za mali yenye @MTINGIZA_KITANDA alikula.

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manze its worse. nilidanganywa na lights. lanye alikuwa amesimama mahali light si mob nikaona ni light skin saa hio amefunikwa na nywele mob akanikalia mali safi once tumeingia room nikakuwa disappointed sana. ni spot gani naeza pata malanye wako afadhali? juu hapo paradise wamechapa, hapo side ya khetias wamechapa, iyo garage iko karibu na stage ya kuenda western wamechapa pia.

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I don’t do lanyes, So I am unable to direct you properly.

You could kill two birds with one stone by heading to Tamasha, then explore Eldoret poly for 18-year olds. Tamasha is near Eldoret polytechnic.

Or

Try to follow the truck route, you might get lucky. Explore areas like, Roady, Tairi Mbili, and Dukaa.
then,
Leta hekaya

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Apo uzuri supermarket niliona kitu safi but ilikuwa mchana

Dem mweupe ako na tatt kwa zigwembe na alikuwa amevaa short na vans.

@omoisi_omong_aini ukipitia kisii nikamie na haka Kam zigo pris.

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We ni veteran wa LD umetaja chuom zote za malanye. Mtu atafutie huyu mkisii bibi kabla apotee.

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Anajua hadi chuom zote za Thika Lanye… inter county hoe he is :green_emoji:

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Mkuu usikule hizi sweet bananas hizi mtu akidishi hutoa shonde ingine inatupa saidi achana nayo.Tafuta zile bananas bwaku.

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hapo karibu na deflora. nilinotice pia hapo deflora hakuna malanye. ilikuwa safi ajab.

si unipee through pass mkuu :green_emoji:

The last time nilikula hizo ndizi nikitambo sana

Kama uliingia deflora then its too late for you. Wewe ni beyond redemption.