You date her for two years,
You bribe someone in TSC and secure a job for her,
Her parents really appreciate and recommend you marry her,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
She gets a TSC job and get posted in Nakuru,
You left in Nairobi but you keep faith,
You hope now that you’ve empowered her the bond will be stronger,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
Like any other relationship you have your ups and downs,
But with time your downs outweigh your ups,
A job that was supposed to be a blessing, now appears to be a curse,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
Its on a weekend, exactly 6months into her new job,
You’ve not communicated for two days now,
You log into your Facebook account,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
There you see Linda,
Well groomed and visibly happy, holding hands with a guy who is a stranger to you,
,Accompanied by her friends and parents,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
After going through some more photos,
You realize its a family introduction occasion,
She has pinned Njoro as the location,
A story of my colleague who was crying in the office lavatory.
You call Linda [BLOCKED],
you call her parents[BLOCKED],
You call Aggy her friend, she picks,
A story of my friend who was crying in the office lavatory.
Aggy confirms the worst,
Linda is now officially engaged,
Her bride price to be paid in two weeks time,
Linda is 4months pregnant,
That’s why my colleague was crying in the office lavatory.