Sasa jana nimetembea hizi sides za peasants kukunywa tuguinness kadha. Juu my ex Kamba bitch anaishi hapa nikaamua nipigie yeye simu I donate a few tubeers. Bitch wasn’t picking my calls. Nikaamua niende personally pengine anarapiwa na sijui. Kufika bitch refused to open for me. Ati atajuaje kama sitaki kumpiga. Sasa mimi, very well educated and swimming in endless pussy nipige mkamba ya nini? What she doesn’t know is that I knew she was cheating on me long before we broke up. It didn’t matter to me then, it doesn’t matter to me now. Anyway, nimechukua number ya neighbour wake tunameet 1.
You a confused idiot, obsessed with the Kamba bitch filthy pussy
Turns out either nimepewa wrong number or she blocked me after kunipea number. Napiga napata user busy.
Peasants mnasumbua sana. Let me get some sleep.
Ni ujinga, ulevi ama zote taking your silly self kwa nyumba hulipi rent. Clearly all the advice on here is wasted on you. Count your blessings that this ended well for you.
Na bado umejipeleka kwake tu… Wewe ni chokora
Wajuaji. This was my bitch, tuliachana last year. I pretended to be angry that she was cheating when I really wasn’t. It was just a convenient way to leave her juu I thought I wanted to be serious with someone else around that time. Sikujua my acting was effective enough for her to think am really angry,
Si you pitch the money idea to the serious one
Wacha kurudia matapiko, ukishamtoka let it be final and erase her completely from your psyche.
Yenyewe beta males muko na shida kubwa sana
I have no reason to beat up a peasant. Her bedshitter is smaller than my bathroom. Literally. She makes less in a month than I make in a day.
Anyway, she has called to apologize. And she’s apparently the one who commanded the neighbour to block me. ALituskia tukiongea.
Mtu alishika themoney idea, I’ve pitched it now.
Mtu wa mimi ni beta male, good for you alpha.
Serious one we are dating. She wouldn’t even look at it. At last count I’d say she makes minimum 4 times the deal amount per day. Why bother?
Nimelewa and I still like her btw anyway
Budako angevaa condom tuu kiroho safi. Bonoboism at its purest form
sawa mjanja
Unajaza server na umeffi
One can easily tell you’ve a toxic attachment and she knows this that’s why she does things to trap you even further, serving you confusing hot and cold cues. Usipochunga atakumess, drop her like a hot potato for your own sanity. Ata iyo umesema ati you happened to be at a local karibu na kwake you definitely planned it, consciously or unconsciously.
nishalewa, too late man.
But I realized I still love this bitch.
I think nilimuacha juu she was trying to be serious so I looked for a reason to leave. And I had a very convenient one
Reason nilienda was about the next german ambassador in Kenya. Like it or not, am influential enough for the embassy to tell me what’s up
Everyone loved Walter Lindner and everyone hates the bitch we have now. Germany aint stupid, the next ambassador will be loved by thecommunity that matters. And that’s why am here
anakam and am alreadydrunk. this will definitely go south