Some years ago i took our secretary to Limuru for some biz i was doing at the National bank branch there. it was a weekend and i had been borrowing this pussy for sometime now. So that Friday i told here jokingly si utanipeleka job kesho hapo NBK ya Limuru? Coz she used to live in those areas of Ungwaroo. N to my surprise she said yes. Kufika huko Limuru i took her to Manga corner hotel and since she was one of those savedies i bought her some tea. nkamuacha went to the bank did my staff and was back in an hour. she was still there sipping tea. I ask for a beer n we sat chitchatting.
Something in me told me i should eat this person so i go to one of the waiters and i ask for a room but the bei i was give singemake 2500 ksh. so i went out look for a place got one for 600 bob paid and came back . remember i had not borrowed but is said i can afford to loss 600.
we had lunch there and some more beers for me then i told her hebu nipeleke hapa kiasi. She followed me bila question tukangia room and she was like "sasa hapa niwapi unanileta na hukuniambia i prepare myself? "(prepare?? i usually don’t understand that statement from women… maybe pink handles watuambie how they prepare themselves) there n then i got some hope of eating someone she sat on the bed and me being a bit High from the drink nkanza ku undress i toad kilakitu nkabaki uchi wa mnyama n there she starts to say “hata ukitoa hakuna kitu utanifanya… y dint u tell me ulikuwa umepanga hivi?”
I started kissing kissing the neck kiasi maskio kiasi, mikono kwa boobs fungua mtu top chini bra chini let me suck those boobs the girl is now moaning like the train to githurai … i toa her skirt and biker and pantie in a single swoop. I go for the clit rub and the girl jumps from the bed and asks “umeoga hizo mikono?” am like “no”.
She tells me hapa oga kwanza usiniguze na uchafu…
Nikaingia bafu and nikaoga
That was a real turn off coz i thought of the kind of uchafu that comes from the pussy n ndio mimi naogea mikono kwani ni food? but the beers in me helped to gather my courage back together nika piga a shot nikatoka. everybody alikuja matatu yake.
We meet the following Monday kwa offisi and pretend nothing happened but the bad blood that came up latter is a Hekaya for another day. N btw the thing i chappad dry fry hata the makobosto i had bought nilizipata kwa mfuko the next day.
Staff=stuff???/
thak you sir… ukimaliza kusahihisha nipe marks @Mundu Mulosi ;)
hapa angekataa na atoke ungejidharau all your life; ungekua unaona akicheka kwa ofisi unasikia kumrusha nje ya dirisha
@Ice_Cube pombe si maji. nothing big i was seeing n i had an excuse ningemwambia i was drunk…
Hekaya msuli, sasa mgwana kama anataka kukulakitu hatoi zote. Procedure ni mate kiasi, dara bae.kidogo unaskia hio jacket amevaa inasumbua unatoa, rudia step one and two again. Toa yako shati, baki na vest, next top yake. Sasa wewe bare chest na yeye bra.
Ukifika hapo baaaaassss!
Makobotso???
Hii story by any chance ilihappen 1976?
sioni shida in kunawa mikono/kukata makucha etc juu uchafu can cause problems kwake huko chini eg akina uti… @Luther12 and @Unicorn can correct me where am wrong
@Touchlyrics it was like 4yrs ago. N that time Wanjohi wa Kigogoine was my role model. So Makobosto was the word back then.
na pia hiyo kinembe si vizuri kulishika na mikono iliyokauka… tumia her own juices ama weka mate kwa mono kabla uguse
@Deorro how many women have ever asked u to wash ua hands b4 u have the pussy? Next time itakua unaulizwa kaa umeombea?
:D:D:D:D:D
Peya hii mono madaraka Derro,nice hekaya.
Hehehe alikuwa na biker na pantie?:eek::eek: enyewe ulingangana.
@Tonny Martial unajua wale madem wameokoka ki JW? she was one of them hata trouser hawezi vaa…
hehehehehe ni jukuma la mwanmme kuhakikisha kuwa mikono yake ni safi kable aguse kinembe na mazingira yake… what if apate ka uti unadhani next time utapewa vitu?
wanaume wapewe hardship allowance
everybody alikuja matatu yake.
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Kwani muli win kila mtu matatu ?
Nice hekaya mono, but ngoja uskie matusi to a mono from the elders
lakini hii mono imekuja na mambo imechangamsha kijiji