A Promising Evening Ruined at the 11th Hour

So juzi after ku confirm Abdul amenirushia kakitu kwa account, nikahappen kujipeleka out atleast nipigie mwili pole. So am out in this not so very quiet club whiling away time as I enjoy my beer. At a table at the furthest end there is this beauty, a laptop btw just how I like them, seated all alone sipping wine from a glass and looking all lost in her own world checking her watch from time to time. Nikabaki nimezuba na yeye while enjoying the rhumba beats being played by the resident dj. I remain in that position for a while before I finally decide to make a move if only to get some. Seems like whoever she was waiting for had let her down and not honoured their date.

So Kush steps in to cheer the rather bored lady. On reaching the table I calmly say a word of “hello” and “may I join you if you dont mind” and she goes like, “no problem”. I grab the seat and sit directly opposite her and continue drinking my beer which is almost running out. I steal a few glances at this chic and just when I was about to break the silence she goes first and she is like “am Sheila and am from Kenya”. She probably mistook me for a Nigerian from the way she was behaving, ile kujipendekeza. That took me by surprise as I wasn’t expecting a beautiful Kenyan girl to be sitting all alone with no company while there were a couple of Kenyans in the club me included. And furthermore ile kiherehere hao huwa nayo, its hard kupata ule hana mshikaji.

So I ordered for more drinks for the both of us, as this seemed to be a promising night for me. We started with some small talk and as time went by it became cosy. This was the only place and time we could get away with public show of affection as no one cared what we did with ourselves as long as there was no sex involved. This was the break I needed from the self imposed dryspell. I told myself I have to eat this, so I made a call to Johnte our ‘lodging man’, a kenyan ‘entrepreneur’ who has a well furnished apartment somewhere in karama which doubles up as a bar, to check if the mancave was available for an hour or two to which he answered in the affirmative.

Mimi huyo nikamaliza kinywaji na kutafuta taxi na kupeleka manzi mpaka hio base. Hapo payment is always done upfront ndo ukimaliza shuguli ni kujitoa. Kuingia kwa room hakuna ku waste time, straight to biz. Ma kiss kidogo na mdarano mwitu hivi nkadai hio kitu. Nikaanza kuvua manzi polepole from top to bra alafu nikachuja njumu zake. Kutoa tu ile jinaka alikuwa ameng’ara na ngotha hivi, ile harufu ilinichapa wacha tu. I had only read about the rotten fish smell but trust me this time round I experienced it first hand. I tried not to show my disgust lakini zii nikashindwa. I just told her to cover herself and wait for me to get back in a short while. Nikakuta mboyz wangu na kumvuta kando from wateja wake walevi and explained everything to him. We agreed to help the lady. I went back to the room and told the lady to dress up as we had to leave that very moment. With the confused look on her face she obliged, she didn’t have no choice anyways.

Tukaingia taxi and after explaining where she resides nikampeleka hadi base yake, nikampatia 300 dirhams kiroho safi aende aone daktari juu from my observation alikuwa na shida kubwa. From hapo nilienda kejani straight as my night had been ruined and hadi sai bado naskia tu hio harufu nikikumbuka hio maneno. Am almost tempted kurudia Palmela Njeri kama hivi ndo punani zingine hutupa.

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Alafu madem kama awa ndo wanaume hushinda wamehemea, kwanza men are generally cleaner than women so hii upus ya kuwaeka on a pedestal ni upuss.

Hekaya timam fatso

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Kenyan cunt hunt starter pack

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Uncle Thio sends his regards… again… his agents are all over!

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HAH!

stood up…then the subsequent feel-good chipo refuses her slices AND even proceeds to give her money to see a doctor!

you just broke that girl.

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hapo kinono tutakusaidiaje?ukitaka kurudia nduthi shauri yako

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:D:D:DSwali ni; akija akwambie amepona, utĂ shawishika kumnyambua?

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Some things are arranged by saitan…

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Hio kitu unararua kesi baadaye.

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Kuna siku nimepigwa kathrough pass na beshte yangu. Kumbe dame alikuwa coomer inatupa kutupa. Dame akakuja kutembea kwangu, maromance kiasi.
Shida ilitokea after kumtoa panty… ile harufu nilikutana nayo wah!! Dame akanotice expression kwa uso yangu halafu ananishow “I know I smell, What should I do?” Nilimwambia aende tu hosi na venye nilikuwa kadryspell.

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[SIZE=5]there is no worse bone killer like bad smell ,hiyo siwezi [/SIZE]

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Enyewe there are times its good to walk away…but hapo kwa daktari,that’s just to painful for the lass

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hahahahahha Kanono sasa wewe nalia lia hapa na culture hunusa hizi vitu mpaka anavaa na hasumbui sisi[ATTACH=full]51366[/ATTACH] na bado hasumbui

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Cover your face and hit her base…nini mbaya kush fat man?

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:D:D:D:D

Karama naa kuongwa @kush yule mnono

Beshte yako chances are that alikula slices kabla aku ozil huyo dem. Angekupea heads up bana.

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ka Bajaj kamekukatalia hehe …saitan keshapanga

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Washa nduthi bro.

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kush endesha tu bajaj ama jingcheng jangili hio mambo umalize

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