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[CENTER][SIZE=6]Masaibu ya Online Dating[/SIZE]
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shit happened to me once.na vile nakuanga ule mnoma kukula fare natumiwa so ii time i decided to give the guy a chance and go have fun. travelled overnyt to reach the supposed destination. kufika mseh ananishow he’s coming to pick me up but instead akaenda off. after 3days of ghosting kimtu kinanikol ati “imagine my ex come over, found our texts and got all crazy and even smashed my phone bla bla…”…i js hunged up nd swore wanaume watanitambua roundi hii.
I have met severally
Wa kwanza was a lawyer,he told me the hotel which he was in,tukakula and he paid but kusimama,kalikuwa kafupi
He had come to my town
We never met again
Wa pili was a Doc
Imagine giving me 500 alafu ananiita usiku,nilimwambia anipeleke kwa supermarket nibuy liners hivo ndio nilipotelea huko ndani na nikamblock
Third was a white
We met JKIA I was on my way to Malindi na yeye pia
The flight was empty,I was alone so he gave me his number…on the third day I went to the hotel where he was…
The rest is history
He engaged to me and we are wedding on August…
mimi kuna dame nlipata facebook akaniambia nikitokea job niende kwake nkajitolea nkitokea job 4 tao mimi uyo hadi Kiserian heh kakitu nlipatana nako mjuols ata haingesimama nlirudi mbio mbio hadi kwangu Kikuyu
Haha me l don’t date on social, coz some these men are hurtles.and after learning it the hard way, l decided to look for money. Kama huna pole their is one l met around 4pm n after exchanging number I pretended to talk so low eti am sick even before 7pm same day the crazy guy had already sent me 5k eti niende hosi. It now one month never meet face to face but excuses za pesa ninazo ka zote poor him coz he keeps on sending na wengine wengi.
me it was the first time i was going to meet him i actually used my own money fr fair vnye nlifika meeting point akanishw nimwait ako karbu kufika i waited fr him fr three hours standing under a scorching sun na plus i was on my periods n the ulcer pain na ata skuwa nmekula from asubuhi na sàa hiyo n saa kumi he ended up not showing up and his 4n was switched off bt bfore akuwe mteja akanishw amepark mahali fulani i went there and there was nobody i searched the whole parking area na skupata mtu aftr all that i was thirsty and decided to go to a nearby stall to ask fr some water vnye nkafika huyo mama alinihurmia because i was so pale and tired i actually fainted before i drank that water bt wakanishughulikia and i went straight home…oh God! i curse that day it was horrible
I invited him to my hometown.mtu aliniuliza anapack gari wapi nikamsho aningoje niko around hiyo place.wah wacha nifike nipate nilikujiwa na lorry ya mchanga kuuuuubwa imejaa kwa stage mpaka kuna jam coz alikuwa ameshindwa kupenduka hpo stage aki nilirudi home nikazima simu
So I decided to join afro introductions kidogo kidogo nikathani nimeangukia mtu, so he came to Kenya on the day ya kumeet nilikua nimeomba fare ya 100 kutoka kwa mathee and told her I will return it ikiwa double trouble nikaenda town waaah acha nipigwe na kijua nikimgojea pale archives akafika tukaenda, mpaka pale roasters akaniacha kwa Gari alafu when he came anaanza kusema vile aliskia ladies love money, mimi nikamsho am hungry tukaenda mpaka kwa room yake nikaanza kurarua food, kidogo kidogo nikamwambia am going home that piece of shit gave me 200 shillings ya fare, alafu ndio juzi juzi namwona kwa TV kwa show ya kupika
I remember way back when I was naive and launching my whoring career. I joined tagged, started chatting with this guy called Andrew. Ni mwafrika by the way. The guy lived in Runda, limps na side moja and ukiingia kwake has many trophies za GSU and military (this information is to help identify my fellow nunu thieve-ees). So nilifika huko nikaona nikue mpole nisipigwe risasi ya matako. Mimi sikujua the kind of men tagged imebeba and did not negotiate anything, he picked in town akanipeleka kwake and did not even tell me tunaenda wapi. Tukaenda kwake. Mimi Runda sikuwa nimewahi fika, in my head nikaanza kupicture vile harusi yangu itakua lit niishi runda blah blah. That night we had sex, was the second guy I was having sex with after breaking my virginity. Mimi nikalala peacefully knowing asubuhi nitadropiwa nipewe mamilioni na niiitwange dates. This man dropped me in town and gave me 500/=, mpaka nikaona ni kama labda alikuwa driver wa mwenye V8 na caretaker wa nyumba ya Runda. After that called him hakushika whole day hata jioni, texted him and told him he is not a straightforward person. He replied at night that “he really liked me and he wanted to keep in touch but my text has discouraged him”. Anyway met some great guys on tagged later then btw and they exposed me to alot of things/life. Lakini hiyo 500/- ya kupewa Runda saa zingine huwa nakula pizza nakumbuka the experience appetite inaisha katikati. Anyway atleast ni huko niliskia, kuona na kujua broccoli ni nini.
I remember meeting one in town,so it’s like he wasn’t so familiar na tao, alinizungusha b4 I found him.first off,over the phone he sounded so nice yaani those deep sweet voices u assume his body is like that,I was dying to meet him .Jesu,hi Nairobi itatuonyesha Mambo;I met a dwarf with very rough skin yaani I swear I couldn’t stand being seen with him even by strangers,I lied naenda washroom n that’s how I dissapeared n blocked him.i will never meet a stranger ever
I once met a guy on fb nikamtumia number we started talking,mpaka kananiambia vile he’s good in bed and all that stuff,sauti nayo was so good till i thought he was faking it all wacha siku alikuja kisumu…this guy fucked me kama whore hakujali ata pussy is dry na nilimwambia tutumia CD huyu kijana kilinitomba mpaka ikapasuka,i knew he did it intentionally mimi vile niliona hivo i dressed up left without uttering a word,never picked his calls and i blocked him.
wanaume wamekuwa desparate sana.whatever happened to hooking up at a niece’s birthday party,a cousin’s wedding reception,your sister’s female friends,at picnics,at festivals and other gatherings,college friends,neigbour’s dauhgters etc?
“i get plenty of ass,so call me ass-tronaut”