A Joke: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned :point_up:her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.

Very helpful joke for a wonderful morning.

But “KAZAM?” Hiyo ndio nini,

Aviator hauchoki?

Moral of the story: Mama saitan is full of shit

10 times milder means he probably even didn’t feel it. Kiingereza chenga.

moral of the story: this ‘joke’ is as old as the internet!

really? how old are you?

even jesus told jokes or something close,so your comment is invalid.the joke is on point

your comprehension is below sea level! btw hukunijibu kwa ile thread yako ya kushindwa kusoma menu pale Karen blixen.

***is the company u work for IATA accredited??

He he he! Mungu wa boychild halali!

Have you ever understood it?

Kukaza Mkia… Kaza M

I think my wife behaves like Kazam

I thought that angewika akiwa kwa woods ati nyuki imemuuma.
golfing instructor: where has the be stung you?
Woman: between hole number 1 and hole number 2
Instructor: you are using an incorrect stance if umepanua miguu that wide

send me the listing my fren.i think your brain has reached senility before your nuts

White knighting due to a pink handle when the other side of the keyboard is a guy with a bigger dick than yours.

Now that is more funny

well,i wouldn’t be in a position to know what they hold in their crotches, you should know,deek sucker

change instructor to caddie:D

Caddie hakuangi msee wa mkono wa kukubebea hizo vitu?
Ama anafanya training pia?