I once asked a blue handler, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” He replied,"You should share responsibilities with due love, and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems. "I asked, “Can you explain?”
He said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues whereas my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions. "Still not convinced, I asked me him to give me some examples.
He said, “Smaller issues like how many kids to have, the neighborhood to live, which car we should buy, how much money to save, who, when and where to visit, which sofa, cooker, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not, where to go for holidays, whose mum we should visit etc, etc, are decided by my wife. I just agree to it.”
I then asked, "So then what is your role?” He said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, the uranium enrichment in North Korea, whether Britain should lift sanctions against Zimbabwe, how to fully exploit Africa’s economic and intellectual potential, whether Yoweri Museveni and Rao should retire, whether Arsenal FC needs to buy new players or change their coach to improve their play, whether whether Saudi Arabia should be held responsible for the death of… etc, etc. My wife never objects to any of these decisions and we live happily!”
Elders hii mlisoma lini?
Ndoa ni kuvumilia
In the beginning?
:D:D:D:D nigga you ain’t making decision about sh#t in that house!
Hii imepiga laps mtandaoni hadi patpat ikakatika
:D:D:D
tukiwa na Oneko pale Kapenguria wakati Kenyarra alikuwa anaficha minofu ya nyama.
:D:D:D:D:D
Nimecheka Kama fala hii asubuhi yote
Kabla David hajakuwa na kunguru 700
solomon bro, solomon
And that’s how you live happily married.
:DKama huendangi kanisa,jisomee Bibilia
Ndio nasoma.
heheh :D:D:D… the earlier you learn the better. Extend the same to the mpangos. Case in point, over weekend I Enjoyed the services of a yummy yellow yellow campus quail last weekend. She knew I’m taken but that couldnt stop her then:cool:
, good time even mpesad her some chumms. Now I’ve been waiting for her to begin the guilt process. Luckily it begun today:D:D:D. You know it has begun when she starts to ask (Decide ie. Small decisions) what are we, she then said she has a self reflection and cant do that to another woman. Finally she decided that its better we went other ways. :D:D I left her the small decisions and feels great, meanwhile I’m still deciding if Brexit was okay or not. :eek:
just live alone.
If you live alone you will make many women miserable. its good to marry and make one woman miserable. lol
Before Confederate forces bombarded Fort Sumter in the harbor of Charleston, South Carolina on April 12, 1861
This is the classic exit line. Especially after bad sex.
THat one and “it’s not you, it’s me” :D:D:D:D