Monday was a tough day for me at work, hangie za weekend, kazi kibao plus kuna mademu wa ofisi walikuwa wamevaa some decently-short tight skirts…so nyege zikawa zinanisumbua mchana kutwa. So jioni nikaamua kwenda kutafuta mapoko wa kudandia…kufika tao nikaamua kupitia goodhope first. I c poko fulani akiwa na mzee mmoja, mzee hataki kumdinya na hamwachi adinywe na wengine (mzee mchoyo fala kasia)…huyo nasare. finished my drink n seeing that most of the momos nimewadinya nikatoka na kuingia kericho. kericho mapoko wa very few na walikuwa kwa corridor tu, ndani ni wanaume…hapa nikanunua maji pekee, nachekicheki mapoko kwa corridor but the few wa not that appealing so nikatoka. next stop SJ…baaaaaaaasi!!! I ordered a drink kidogo namcheki momo mmoja, mimi na nyege zangu nikaamua kumsemesha. tukaelewana bei, also promised she wont harakisha me being a Monday. poko namdandia n I feel as if am floating coz ya ukubwa wake…then she decides to come on top…shit huyu mama ni mtamu ajabu! she tells me to squeeze her nipples as I fcuk ha hard…kidogo poko akamwaga, this drips on my privates as well seeing that she was on top. then I tell ha that bado sijamwaga n she proposes doggy, mimi huyo na misuguano…then missionary mpaka nikamwaga. time of reckoning now…mama amenichafua na juices zake, kuna uwezekano wa ugonjwa hata kama nilikuwa nimevaa cd? took the tissue na kujipangusa fasta fasta. then she tells me twende tukanunue pombe turudi baadaye, I declined na kutoka. then I decide to go to simmers, baridi noma. hapa nikamchukua demu, tukaingia cab mpaka secure guest hse…we took the stairs to the reception. hapa juu I c another poko that I had fcuked some months back akiwa na mteja pia. she winks at me, I wink back. nalipa room, tunaingia lift mpaka room, here I take a quick shower of my privates… then mdinyano unaanza. as we are leaving, we find the earlier poko downstairs waiting for a cab akiwa na yule mteja…sasa huyu niliyenaye yuaniuliza if I know the lady namwambia I do. then she says “aki wewe ni malaya!” then we get a cab n head back to simmers naanza kulewa tena. finally I get a chips funga from simmers again n we head hme. tunafika home in the wee hours, tunachafuana then slp…what a start to a fuckful week that was
This Got me thinking:…
And it makes me wonder;…
Dame wa kawaida hawezi kuwa malaya Lakini Malaya anaweza kuwa Dame wa Kawaida .
Therefore;… Malaya ni dame wa kawaida tu!
kikikiiiiikkkkiiii…
. Anyway @Kidinyi ,i agree with you; i only visit my local brothel on a Monday. Its the best day of the week to get your moneys worth si mambo ya kuharakishwa. A few weeks ago niienda Brothel after seeing their Rota online hiyo siku walikuwa na an Indian , a Spanish and a Mzungu wa kawaida. The most awkward thing was that hapo Lobby (waiting room) kulikuwa na 2 elderly jungu men alafu ujue hawa walami hawana aibu moja akiniuliza ati which one am i waiting for? Nikam-show nataka huyo Indian. Jamaa aliniambia with a very Business like tone ati..."you might be waiting for a while because im waiting for her and this guy is ahead of me."
Yaani that put me off kabisa just thinking how many cocks that hooker must have sucked on just that day.
Anyway,in the end the Brothel Madam aliniangushia bei ya huyo Spanish and it wasn`t that bad actually. Next time huyo Indian akitokea kwa Rota nitakuwa wa First mangware.