A Call To Arms To All New Villagers.

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For long they have treated us like scum, the elders and their lackies, Senior villagers and the pathetic Villagers. They with more than 100 comments under their dirty fingertips and replies that reek of stupidity and idiocy. They that feel accomplished for having a rank in an online forum because their lives are pathetic. They that claim dominance for being here longer and posting nothing, but one word responses that reek of ignorance.

Yesterday, citizen @Dismo of the Neophyte Queries and Suggestion Infantry Division had his thread bombarded with comments like “UPUS” and “New Villager” as if being a new villager is an insult. It is not, it is a blessing, a new beggining and a mark of freshness.

I say let us show these Elders and their puppy-dogs that they should fear us. That we can also use the word “UPUS’’ and 'Village Elder” as insults.

This is where we type, This is where they cry.

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Brace yourself

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Upus.

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They will come and we will be waiting with our Missile Silos and SAMs that fire heat seeking “UPUS” retort. This war shall be sang by our descendants for years to come. Our names shall ring beyond the edges of the universe and their small brains.

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You do realise how stupid this looks don’t you? Why would you give a damn about what someone who you don’t even know, have never and probably will never meet; says or does in a virtual environment?

Come post stuff that makes sense, knowledge we may not know about and learn from others here. Hekayas are most welcome and don’t expect favours if you haven’t spent time with us.

Grow a thick skin and learn not to take things personally, this is the internet.

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They have sent their No Nonsense Intellectual Infantry Division … We will answer them With our own WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK Company. Flank them and throw as much “UPUS” as you can…

UPUS.

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it seems like you are on your own here sir

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UPUS

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These cry babies. Some new villagers like you are stupid. You came to this forum with the intention of starting a revolution?

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You are beyond help. I hope you enjoy the mauling that’s coming.

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This is hilarious.

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UPUSSY in lay mans terms ( ili uelewe) UMAMA

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UshienZ!

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Kithenya Usu rudi ukale mavi. UPUS!

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Buda kuwa new vilager ni kama kuingia seco as a mono. Huku ni kama seco kwa net. Usichukue insults personally

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this is you
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4451abbbcfa7af2b452a8f50086be650/tumblr_ns52whElwe1s3qy32o1_500.jpg

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You coward… come out and fight. Are you in secondary school. Do you think you deserve the lashes? Then stand up and fight like a man.

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kiti kii, it takes one mla mavi to nottice another

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They have started posting serious. The war has finally began…

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I will fight only when my online rights are compromised on the site e.g kubaniwa without proper reasoning and evidence. I dont need to fight a war yenye sina shughuli nayo. Otherwise upuss pelekea huko ------------------------------------☞
Niko na shughuli zingine ya kufanya other than kurusha mdomo kwasababu ya elders kukukalia. Get over it and move on

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