Yesterday i was sitting for a KNEC exam when my stomach decided to do some tricks that was funny. It started gradually then it became worse. I had carried no materials read Tissue and there is no conversing at all at the exam room. i excused my self straight to the washrooms know well i well get Halal certified water at the cistern of the toilets. the first toilet had no water… 2nd no water… 3rd no water fourth no water but there was a big mwakenya hidden there. i grabbed it, sat the toilet and released a fast relieving gush. i opened the mwakenya feeling sorry for the guy who hid there. I hope God forgive me.
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Ungemaliza biashara na hio mwakenya urudishe mahali ilikuwa.Sasa jamaa atapata F?
Acha kukula mitura na smokie ovyo ovyo kwa barabara.
:D:D:D:D:D:D… you literally did him dirty. Wewe hautaona mbinguni.
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Exam stomach problems, is usually caused by lack of revision.
Sasa kama mwenye mwakenya ni talker amekuweka block list
hope you said a prayer after that since that piece of paper is ussually more precious than gold at that time,i can see the face of the owner after excusing themselves to go the washrooms only to find it is gone.
yenye niliweka blacklist ni mayai,i was heading to an important meeting and i had taken two boiled eggs kwa roadside na kachumbari ya kafirifiri,just few metres to the place nikasikia tumbo imesokota twice then nkasikia kupass wind,wacha liquid meffi itoke,i had haria myself and i was 5 mins late,i had to call off the meeting with so many lies and that friends is how mayai boilo kwa barabara and me became enemies.
mitura inashikanishia wapi na kuhara?shaitan
mutura na mayai boiro mtu hukula jioni akienda kwa nyumba. kikiumana kiuamanie nyumbani
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My friend i have come to realise studying hard is very important. especially when you are dealing with Knec. The exam comes you remember clearly you saw the answers in your notes but you dont know what they are. @Deorro ulipita aje haya maneno?
Shut up wakanyaks, those things can clear out your digestive system better than an enema.
Sijui zingine mnaekanga nyama za wanyama gani.
niaje mischieth,nayo nyani unakulia ndani ya choo?
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Maneno magani haya? in my life I only sat for 2 Knec Exams: KCPE and KCSE. Hizo zingine zinafanywa mid-Year sitambui
Avoid mayai pasua. The kachumbari vegis are grown with untreated sewage
Heheheeee let me laugh.
That is why i flush toilets with my feet. Siwezi guza hiyo flushing mechanism in toilets other than my own.