The lanye stories are very funny indeed. I consider myself experienced in CBD. I maintain certain rules that have stood the test of time.
- Always stash some cash in your socks e.g if you have 3k, put aside 2k under your sock or if you have 20 distribute 18 both sides. This will save a lot of heart ache incase of any unforseen event. E.g cops, tricky Lanyes etc
- After stashing cash never remove your socks while inside the room for obvious reasons.
- Never go to a room with a Lanye with a bag that has valuables e.g laptop etc. Go to any decent hotel in downtown, the receptionist will agree to hold for you at a small fee, just ensure there are CCTVs
- Agree on a fee before you enter room e.g 400, 200 etc and ensure you have exact amount. Hakuna kutafuta change
- While in the room do a quick scan, if you notice suspicious turn back and leave. Lock the door yourself for familiarity.
- Once done pay and leave immediately, shot moja inatosha, never get cossy with a Lanye, that’s how they plan to plot against you.
- I’ve chips fungad several, the golden rule is once inside lock with a padlock and hide the key, Chini ya maji. Incase she becomes smart she won’t be able to leave without you help. Never drink or eat anything she gives you. If you must eat or drink let it be on your own terms. Once done pay and dismiss her immediately. Never get cossy, thats how they begin to plot.
as originally written by a talker called @Marcos