7 Kenyan tech startups go under on lack of funding

habari ndio hio. ningeandika kisungu mingi lakini wacha ninyamase last time nilitupiwa mawe. Pesa mingi ya bure kutoka silicon valley inaisha wadau, wasungu wanataka kuona income and potential income to guarantee return on investment. Lakini tulighula while it lasted

Hata silicon valley, the majority of startups dont see the light

Name.them.

Kune Foods, Notify Logistics, WeFarm, BRCK , Sky-Garden, Zumi,Sendy

Kune collected millions then folded

Could they be special purpose vehicles for some skunks?

if i was a young energetic white man ningekuja vumbistan kukusanya pesa ya venture capitalist nikafunge, its very easy to make millions if you are white in vumbistan than it is in the west.

Andela bado inaexist?

last time i checked walienda rwanda wakawacha watu kwa mataa, wazungu siku hizi wanataka kufanya kazi na high iq tutsi. wakenya tulikuwa tanadhani sisi ndio tunajua python saidi

Na kumbuka vile walikuwa wanafanya hii upuss kwa cohorts.


Sooner or later wata outsource to China and India nyeuthi zikuwe za kujaza quotas.

Niko na project nimepea one of those chokoraa mzungu shares wacha tuone mahali itafika…

of course , na utafute degree

saizi zile electric vehicle startups ndio zinameza pesa ya wazungu bila huruma

They never collapsed. Wenye walizianzisha walikuwa na agenda yao na ilitimia.
Ukipata zile dollars ulikuwa unataka, unafunga kibanda unaenda kuenjoy maisha bila kusumbua watu

Kumbuka kuweka DEI (Diversity, Equality and Inclusion) na useme you want to hire non binary individuals

Probably they stole the initial investment or could not account for the money. Our big problem is pettty theft.

Wakenya WEZI hard core criminals. Mamwizi sugu. Merciless idiotic thieves. That’s why nobody wants to fund theirbdumb ideas. JUU NI WEZI

All those bitches look dumb as fuck

wazungu wenyewe ndio wanaibiana. wakenya ni wanapewa mabaki tuu

Hawa startups vision hupotea wakishapata seed fund ya kwanza. Ofisi wanatafuta in the most expensive corner of Riverside, wananunua the latest Macbooks, wanachapa expensive branding na kukaa bure nothing to show.