52 year old.. Unaeza dinya? The oldest woman I have smashed is 40






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Ben 10 wake

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@Silverback83 atashangaa sana elders huku wanakula ma under age namna gani. 40??

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Huyu ni mathe wa @poyoloko

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Kwanza retirees ni watamu sana.:sweat_smile:

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Hii nadinya tena vibaya sana. Hiyo kuma ita tii

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I have a rela alimarika akiwa 3rd year uni so she didnt get to do all that she was supposed to do akiwa miaka ya chini. Sahizi amefika 50s ndio sasa anaishi hio maisha angefaa kuishi 20s. The family is fully disgusted and we all take turns in trying to show her kids direction.

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:joy::joy:Mlimpata akiwekelewa na Ben 10 kwa shamba au?

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Naaaah, got divorced akaanza kudress kama kaschana ka 17 akienda clubbing alafu fb yake ni kama ya mtoto wa colle. I deleted my fb polepole out of shame. Sijui kama ana ben 10 but sijawai muona nayo and the kids pia confess hawaja wai muona akifanya mchezo kejani. You know human beings, lazima kanapewa manyundo but that’s none of my biznis. Bora watoi wasipitishwe hio upuzi.

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Ameenda gym ama anakaa kama jane njenga?
(asking on behalf of @Silverback83 )



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Ni hawa @MTINGIZA_KITANDA anapenda.

SAILOR ASHA SEMA

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@TrumanCapote
@Lionheart

Old Gold ..
Age is just a Number..:blush::+1:t4::tulip::tada::two_hearts:

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Niliweka hekaya yangu some years back, I dated a shameful age range, na hawa wamama wakifika late 40’s ama kids wakienda college thats where most of this divorces happen.

That’s why nilisema relationship advice unafaa kuchukua only from a man/woman who’s raised kids who are off to college and they are past the 50’s.

mlisema hapa they can’t pretend for decades, mimi nimekuwa na wengi na vile umesema they end up behaving like teenagers covertly, as if they want to rewrite the burden motherhood gave them.

Mimi nilikuwa na some American cougar, aliniambia alifukuza the husband immediately kids were off to college, ati she regretted having kids, hapo naye akaweka plastic boobs, botox, fitness akaingia uwanja, i knew she was a ratchet mileage iliongezwa hapo na military college boyz wa Miami huko…

Kuna DVC wa some Uni pia dated her kidogo same habits, I’ve dated a shameful age range sahi to have a good understanding hizo primal habits na desires za wanawake. They always shift as they age… Hatari zaidi if they were never raised in a stable home and she’s not feminine

Kwanza career Women balaa…

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Imagine masa anakudrop pale strath na zile rules zao, wewe umevaa kama mtoto misa, yeye amevaa kama sistako wa 17yrs.
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The oldest kwangu ni 26 (or 28) do hapa naona utabuy KY jelly ya 20 litres.

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20 liters kwani anaswim? Wamama hawana stamina, furaha yao ni kuvua Ben10 nguo alafu anamlecture akiwa uchi ndio aone josto ikididimia alafu atacheka baadaye akiwa solo.

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Yep. At 60, it’s basically your grandma in bed. And we all know how grannies behave around the ‘naughty boys from around the way.’

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I have Smashed these two hippos :rofl::joy:

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Who in here are you exactly referring to …??? :blush:

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