Nimeona mtu ametaja hio kitabu…i find it tedious…
This is what Green himself had to say : “Everyone assumes I practise all of my own laws but I don’t. I think anybody who did would be a horrible ugly person to be around,”
does it really help?
have you used these rules in real life situations?
Am the one who quoted… YES I have used them, na hiyo ndio ime fanya nifike mahali niko…usishangae mimi ni CS , PS ama Ambassador :D:D:D:D
My favourite law is number 42: Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep Will Scatter. It has been used over and over again before our eyes. You must have used one of the laws in your lifetime sometimes without even knowing it.
so umecram 48 laws zote:D:D
@Bantu = waiguru
:D:D mimi ni ndume
Claiming to read such “powerful” books makes one appear intelligent.
Never Outshine the Master
Always Say Less than Necessary
Do Not Commit to Anyone
Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark
Plan All the Way to the End
mine is no.32 beat the dog to know its owner…
wekelea zote hapa
LAW 1) Never outshine the master
(p1-7)
LAW 2) Never put too much trust in
friends, learn how to use enemies
(p8-15)
LAW 3) Conceal your intentions
(p16-30)
LAW 4) Always say less than
necessary (p31-36)
LAW 5) So much depends on
reputation — guard it with your life!
(p37-43)
LAW 6) Court attention at all cost
(p44-55)
LAW 7) Get others to do the work for
you, but always take the credit!
(p56-61)
LAW 8) Make other people come to
you — use bait if necessary! (p62-68)
LAW 9) Win through your actions,
never through argument (p69-75)
LAW 10) Infection — avoid the
unhappy and unlucky (p76-81)
LAW 11) Learn to keep people
dependent on you (p82-88)
LAW 12) Use selective honesty and
generosity to disarm your victim
(p89-94)
LAW 13) When asking for help,
appeal to people’s self-interest, never
to their mercy or gratitude (p95-100)
LAW 14) Pose as a friend, work as a
spy (p101-106)
LAW 15) Crush your enemy totally!
(p107-114)
LAW 16) Use absence to increase
respect and honor (p115-122)
LAW 17) Keep others in suspended
terror — cultivate an air of
unpredictability! (p123-129)
LAW 18) Do not build fortresses to
protect yourself — isolation is
dangerous! (p130-136)
LAW 19) Know who you are dealing
with — do not offend the wrong
person (p137-144)
LAW 20) Do not commit to anyone
(p145-155)
LAW 21) Play a sucker to catch a
sucker — seem dumber than your
mark (p156-162)
LAW 22) Use the surrender tactic —
transform weakness into power!
(p163-170)
LAW 23) Concentrate your forces
(p171-177)
LAW 24) Play the perfect courtier
(p178-190)
LAW 25) Re-create your life!
(p191-199)
LAW 26) Keep your hands clean
(p200-214)
LAW 27) Play on people’s need to
believe to create a cultlike following
(p215-226)
LAW 28) Enter action with boldness
(p227-235)
LAW 29) Plan all the way to the end
(p236-244)
LAW 30) Make your
accomplishments seem effortless
(p245-253)
LAW 31) Control the options — get
others to play with the cards you deal
(p254-262)
LAW 32) Play to people’s fantasies
(p263-270)
LAW 33) Discover each employee’s
thumbscrew! (p271-281)
LAW 34) Be royal in your own
fashion — act like a king or queen to
be treated like one! (p252-290)
LAW 35) Master the art of timing
(p291-299)
LAW 36) Disdain things you cannot
have — ignoring them is the best
revenge! (p300-308)
LAW 37) Create compelling spectacles
(p309-316)
LAW 38) Think as you like but behave
like others (p317-324)
LAW 39) Stir up waters to catch fish!
(p325-332)
LAW 40) Despise the free lunch
(p333-346)
LAW 41) Avoid stepping into a great
man’s shoes (p347-357)
LAW 42) Strike the shephere and the
sheep will scatter (p358-366)
LAW 43) Work on the hearts and
minds of others! (p367-375)
LAW 44) Disarm and infuriate with
the “mirror effect” (p376-391)
LAW 45) Preach the need for change,
but never reform too much at once!
(p392-399)
LAW 46) Never appear too perfect! —
Only gods and the dead can seem
perfect with impunity! (p400-409)
LAW 47) Do not go past the mark you
aimed for — in victory, learn when to
stop! (p410-418)
LAW 48) Assume formlessness!
(p419-430)
By taking a shape, by having a visible
plan, you open yourself to attack.
Instead of taking a form for your
enemy to grasp, keep yourself
adaptable and on the move.
Accept the fact that nothing is certain
and no law is fixed! The best way to
protect yourself is to be as fluid and
formless as water. Never bet on
stability or lasting order. Everything
changes!
ukweli
tommy ako na kumi muhimu
1.Always have a plan B…( ukifanya kitu always have a back up plan…example ukienda kutembea ficha thao mbili kwa mswari ama kwa socks…just incase…kwa safari pia make sure umebuy maji yako …juice some biscuits maziwa …sio ya kukula but just incase hizi higway zinavituko unakaa kwa jam 48hours pesa zako hazitakusaidia ukiwa mutito kwa jam…ukifika destination unaweza patia street kid ama mtoi.
2…never fuck your clients Never
3.always call home often …atleast once a week
4.value pple who suported u kufika pale uko
5.never disrespect your peers juu umepataa kakitu
6.never chapa lanye more than thrice…never pitisha no.3
7.family over hoes
8.usiwai kubali kusota…poverty is not just lack of money…huanzia kwa akili
9.change your hangout tembea kiasi…visit a.museum a park
10.forget what l have said and live your life …life haina script buda …go fvck around make mistake and learn from them 
The first time I read the book I realized that my character was defined by some of the rules. I despise free lunch, I don’t like peasants, play to people’s fantasies. Hayo two. Basically you’re just being smart than the next guy and carrying your self like true boss.
:D:D:D:D:D:D;)
I can stop thinking of Moyes and Van Gaal when i read this particular law.
Kitabu ndo hiyo talkers
nimefika Law no 3 kusoma…
and those screwing your bizna? screw them back and cut links.