43 Kingpins In Vumbistan

  1. Kale - Ruto
  2. Kikuyu - ?NONE
  3. Luo - Raila
  4. Lughya - MaDVD
  5. Kamba - Kalonzo
  6. Mijikenda - Joho
  7. Masai - Ledama
  8. Meru - Munya

that, right there, supports the age-old stereotype that you kikuyus think that Kenya imefika Naikuru.

Beyond Vihiga County, Mudavadi does not have any serious influence in Vestern Kenia.

But what would you know about that?

Is Joho mijikenda?

And do you think we care what baluyhas are doing?

Well, my luhya friends cannot differentiate between a kao, kuk, embu (don’t mention mbeere) and meru. Who is worse?