35 Unwritten But Sacred MAN Rules

Sex & Relationships
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THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

  1. Don’t rape.

  2. A man doesn’t cook delicious food, it’s gayish.

  3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

  4. A bro doesn’t bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

  5. A bro should know when to leave.

  6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

  7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

  8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro’s girl is around.

  9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

  10. A bro must not pay for sex.

  11. Your bro’s Ex is your Ex.

  12. Make money before you make love.

  13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

  14. No matter how beautiful your bro’s sister is, she is your sister too.

  15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

  16. When money finally comes, don’t change your woman, upgrade her.

  17. Don’t do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

  18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

  19. If she say you are her planet, don’t forget about other planets.

  20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

  21. Never ever smash your bro’s chick.

  22. Never feed a horse that you don’t ride.

  23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

  24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

  • A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

  1. A bro never wears pink underwear.

  2. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

  3. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

  4. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

  5. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

  6. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

  7. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

  8. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

  9. Even if you’re caught red-handed, deny everything. :sunglasses:

  10. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

Tsup Bro :fist_right::fist_left:

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#7 ndio ime ni nice

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#2 hiyo ni yako

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Some make sense…zingine ni upus tu.

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Nyumba usiyolipa rent…

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Hapo namba 10 is where most talkers draw the line,lakini 16, 17 na 29 on point sana.

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Hii 26 & 31 najua itauma talkers wengi Sana hapa.

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Nitaoga na maji moto na nilipe lanye meffi wewe

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are you trying to say a lot of talkers are colourful? :man_facepalming:

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i didnt read nothing but all i know in regards to bros:

  1. sleeping with your niggas girl, ex, side chic, project, roadkill is gay. No way i can nut in a crevice that my mate has rubbed his seed in.
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These people who try and give you life formulas online are usually living terrible lives themselves

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