3 eden hekaya

Tupatie hekaya

wacha zako

Hizo si zangu Eden ilifungwa

Chibuku. Chakula kinywaji.

Moi happened, Peter kuguru

Wow …sad

it was in lower luthuli not Northlands Luthuli

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I doubt kumewahi kuwa na lanye wa Europe, Asia and S. America in Luthuli.

Ni ile duka ya music instruments on Luthuli. Inaitwa Extreme Sounds.

Very true, the original goodhope burnt down around 2009 or 2010. It was really filthy ya saa hii ni upgrade.

Baas ndio hiyo halafu karibu na hapo kuna Amar

Ata mimi I highly doubt a South American anaweza toka huko kwote akuje luthuli huyo msee anatuenjoy

ndio maana akasema ni hekaya

Eden tulianzia Form 2, 1st ilikuwa ya Momo, sikuwa napita hapo, I was once robbed by those damned hookers.

Fiction from a virgin

Ati 90’s 3 Eden ilikua na E European whores n Brazillian bitchez…boss usitubebange hivyo tafadhali…but you never know!!!

first floor, consistent with our black skin inferiority complex; was laden with Kenyan puss.this was supposedly the cheapest and starters were around 20 bob a pop.
second flor was Eastern European blondes.
third floor, which was supposedly the cherry on the pie, was exclusively eastern asians and Brazilians…lol. here you were going to shell something in the neighborhood of 70 big ones.

Liar liar liar.

Hakujawai kuwa na wazunye huko.

First floor ilikuwa ya ma poko veterans, wale vichwa ngumu na wezi sugu. Mostly momos, na ni wazee kiasi. Huko sasa ndio soko ilikuwa vibrant.

Second floor ilikuwa ya ma poko average, soko less vibrant. You could easily negotiate a better payment and service.

Third floor ilikuwa ya ma poko NV, soko least vibrant, and with kungurus wamechapa, corridors less congested. The less congestion meant more insecurity. Hapo unaibiwa live live.

Early 2000s huko, bei ya mchana ilikuwa chwani na usiku soo moja. After a week in school, nikasema niende kupima oil 3E on a Saturday. I preferred mchana as usiku you needed US Navy Seals techniques kutoka 3E bila kudandiwa na ma cops. Cops used to hide in the narrow alleys connecting to Luthuli and peep from the corners to see who is emerging from the steep staircase door ndio wakushike. So usiku ukiwa na mission huko, unatoka head first`. Meaning unatoa kichwa and look left and right. Ukiona kabuti nyeusi leaning on milango za duka, unajua ni cop. So unarudi ndani kiasi, to buy time then repeat the process ndio usishikwe. If no cops, then you chomoka and walk smiling.

Mimi huyo 3E ndani kitu saa nane. Nikapanda the steep stairs hadi juu. Kwa mlango as usual, shiny eye momos wanakuguza rungu to see if its ready. Nikaona niende 2nd floor kutafuta ka yellow yellow flani nilikuwa nimekakamua some time earlier. The usual routine was lipa kwanza to see penye umeweka pesa. Nikatoa ile walenje ya Safaricom na kuchomoa a 50 bob note. Nikabakisha 600 ndani. Nikairudisha kwa jumper na kufunga zip ya mfuko. As other elders wamesema, sheria ya hapa ni kuteremsha tu trousers na kupanda na viatu kwa bed. So i did the same and fired one missile. Nikamaliza shughuli and left smiling as i walked back to Luthuli nikianza safari ya kurudi kwa hostel Ngara. Kufika paje junction ya Tomboya, nikaguza mfuko ya jumper… saitan:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:!!! walenje ya safcom haiko. Nikajua nimeibiwa. Nikaamua kurudi 3E.

Out of the confusion in my head ya kuibiwa, and the many corridors in 3E, nikapotea njia na nikajipata 3rd floor. Ka light skin kakaniambia doggy finje, na before i even answered her, akanishika mkono na kuniingisha room yake. Kuguza rungu, imelala. Akaniambia nimpee 200. Nikamshow sina. Akaguza mifuko ziko empty. Akanishika koo na kuniambia nimwai pesa, kwa sauti ya ukali sasa. Nikamshow sina. Then akanipiga kofi moja uso and pushed me back to the corridor. I tried to find my way back to the kunguru i kamuad earlier in 2nd floor na nikampata. Luckily hakuwa na mteja. Nikamgotea and told her niliangusha wallet hapa, sijui kama unaweza kuwa umeiona. I did not want to use the word kuibiwa as her gang will probably attack me like the one in 3rd floor. She looked at me and asked me ni ile? as she pointed at the curtain near her bed. Nikainama picked it and went. I was happy that waliniwachia ID yangu ndani. The 600 was gone, and was alot of money for a peasant student at that time.

:):):):slight_smile: That is one of the experiences i had in that place called 3E.

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At no time did he say that there were exotic hoes at 3 Eden! He said he had heard tales. It’s all there in black and white…and now red.

i deliberately ignore people who either can’t read or are just too dumb to respond to. i still thank you for highlighting the facts. you must be a very patient bloke. you didn’t have to do it but i thank you all the same.