Exactly one year from today kenyatalk.com will look nothing like it does today. With the elections in sight and ktalk being the only proper Kenyan forum online there will be a massive influx of new villagers as everybody and anybody with access to the internet will seek a forum from which they can reach as many random individuals as possible. Expect a few actual politicians, expect a few NIS agents, expect a news feature(not mharo) about this village and above all expect online tribal wars that will make the chokosh wars look like
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Bans will be at an all time high as the mods will ‘equator’ more handles in a day than they’ve done in the whole of 2015. Insults will be unleashed that will make even the most foulmouthed amongst us cringe. A few of the current elders will actually be inducted into modhood as the growth of the village into a city will threaten to overwhelm our insubstantial police force. The news and general section will take a beating and the sex and relationship section will be flooded with photos and stories that will leave most of us like :eek: or o_O.
There are strange times ahead for this village and I put this down as a marker to be referred to when this prediction comes to pass. - Steelo.
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unakufuru
Prophet @Steelo has spoken…
Niaje @admin
here I was expecting something I didn’t already know…
addendum…or is it a correction?:
most likely by August/September we shall already be witnessing most (if not all) of the aforementioned symptoms.
and yes, symptoms is the correct definition
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In 2013 guys in my office would read daily post before the mainstream newspapers, klost was mentioned by the Mzalendo Kibunja team severally