Dem imaginations of The Fish chase away ma sleep.
Cant dice it wot dat ass be like.
Dem lips - bossman, be dey for kissin or suckin.
Or hidden dem tooth - two rows be like Shawshank’s sharks?
Oooh bruh, ma niccur, may be she gone cut ma balls clean off.
One bite, and me be no bossman no more.
And worse of all, nigga, she gon fry dem wit dem damn sardines
Make some real nigga chow.
Serve it right up wit niggaporridge to Algaeshit
May be.
May be not.
Any how, gotta make the damn fish bite!
(Gashwin, blame the White Cups. Don’t judge)
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@nefertities ,guka ana kuita
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Wakanyaks wewe huwa na ujinga sana saa zingine. Sasa huyo umetaja anakujia wapi seriously?
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guka ,usiniletee tafadhali
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Dem imaginations of The Fish chase away ma sleep.
Cant dice it wot dat ass be like.
Dem lips - bossman, be dey for kissin or suckin.
Or hidden dem tooth - two rows be like Shawshank’s sharks?
Oooh bruh, ma niccur, may be she gone cut ma balls clean off.
One bite, and me be no bossman no more.
And worse of all, nigga, she gon fry dem wit dem damn sardines
Make some real nigga chow.
Serve it right up wit niggaporridge to Algaeshit
May be.
May be not.
Any how, gotta make the damn fish bite!
(Gashwin, blame the White Cups. Don’t judge)
i wont, sir, i wont
love can make one do shyte…:D:D:D
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Nyumba ya awa tigai mbara, rekei tukorwo turi kindu kimwe.
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system
October 31, 2015, 9:40pm
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Dem…
Oooh bruh, ma niccur, may be she gone cut ma balls clean off.
(Gashwin, blame the White Cups. Don’t judge)
White cap guka, usirudie tena.
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Guru
October 31, 2015, 10:40pm
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Ingredients of nigga porridge
@Web Dev Reloaded
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White CUP. Ama unataka nikuwe kama Uwesmakei nikuite…wacha tu
Mkufuu
November 1, 2015, 4:11am
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Guka, I can see through what you are doing here because I sometimes do it…
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Mkufuu, am not afraid. I have beached whales. Beached, not bitched.
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Mkufuu
November 1, 2015, 4:28am
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You see what you did on those separate instances Guka? - deny
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What, who are you talking about? If you really knew my crush here you would be very, very surprised (clue: she’s cool, and ‘likes’ me alot. Her name kills)
Mkufuu, my own Guka once told me: “Ungienda muiritu kuha mwari wa nyina uria mucong’i”
Translation: “If you want a gal, katia her ugly sis. atajileta akijiuliza maswali mob”
Tafakari hayo.
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Mkufuu, my own Guka once told me: “Ungienda muiritu kuha mwari wa nyina uria mucong’i”
Translation: “If you want a gal, katia her ugly sis. atajileta akijiuliza maswali mob”
Tafakari hayo.
This will not work because you are old and stink of cow farts.
Background Music: Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol.
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Mkufuu
November 1, 2015, 5:34am
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What, who are you talking about? If you really knew my crush here you would be very, very surprised (clue: she’s cool, and ‘likes’ me alot. Her name kills)
Mkufuu, my own Guka once told me: “Ungienda muiritu kuha mwari wa nyina uria mucong’i”
Translation: “If you want a gal, katia her ugly sis. atajileta akijiuliza maswali mob”
Tafakari hayo.
Hau nidetikira munene… That’s more like it. My theory still holds water that “you aren’t interested but the chase is thrilling” regardless whether there’s a crush here or not. Sawa guka.
I was drunk when I posted this thread. I wish to apologise to anybody it may have offended. However, in the interests of free speech, I will not pull it down.
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