Why?

Sex & Relationships
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I have been wondering why elders are obsessed with lanyes, kungurus and side dishes, and i got answers;

  1. The thrill. There is a thrill in driving a new machine. It’s like watching a thriller movie. You cannot settle until you get thrilled
  2. No feelings. Because you have no feeling for her, you hit that thing with all you got for your satisfaction reason you cum even Golgi cells and bone marrow. Feelings makes us men care thus you hit it caring but here, you care not thus reason you hear men say they reach threshold with side dishes not their wives or girlfriends

Now comes the hard part to many - Post Nut Clarity

Some guilt, others own shame, kamdudu thoughts, wasted money and time recount, quality of dish you were thrilled for and served, etc

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Kazi ya ndume ni kuspread “mbegu” but story ya marriage , religion and diseases ikaharibu spreading of mbegu hapa kule. Kikuyus back in the day had a thing"kuhada itimu" where a nigga would go to his pals wife anadunga mkuki hapo nje na kukamua

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personally lanye nimewacha. Kuna fear ya luwere na mchele ni stress enough to have a flaccid penis

4

Uwongo.

Please be sure of what you are saying, or try to use common sense at the very least. Infidelity has always been looked upon by every society on earth.

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Kikuyus believed if they sire children of the same man and a calamity occurred, all children would die so that’s why jirani or friend angezalisha Bibi ya wenyewe

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@Pseudonyms, wacha kubisha. @Tiger Bone is right.

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kikuyu ni mutu mwizi muoga hawezi beba mkuki ,:D:D:D na musilete feelings

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zile vitu unakulaga jamani:D:D:D:D:D:D:D kuna lanye nilikula '06 ,hadi waleo naitafutaga,sijai shikwa na PNC,ever ,na most kunguruz huwa nisha research,jua her weakpoints and escape routes incase shit goes sideways,story za nyanya yangu amekufa nitumie 300,mimi hapana jua hio.
Kudeenya kunguru nikama kuenda war,strategy yako ndio itaokoa fedha zako,huendi tu kifuwa wazi just because utapewa ikus,kuna hidden charges zinakam nayo

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2006 omwami mimi ata sikuwa najua kuvaa suruali…kweli kijiji iko na veterans

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never heard of this ebu nielezee zaidi ukiget time priss

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Quite a number of Africans did it. Hata Wamaasai traditional inaendelea. A scientific study showed that 1in 5 children mi mtoto wa nje. For our forefathers it was a solution to curses that could wipe out a whole family. Mtoto wa nje hapati iyo laana. Scientifically it is a way of overcoming hereditary diseases

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Cc @mboyshaond @Pseudonyms

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I can tell you with authority that this is a load of crap.

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Kumbaff! Nī kūhanda ithīgī which was executed totally differently from your above nonsense. Hii yako was done by Maasais

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Hadithi hadithi…hizi nilizisikia na wamasaai for kukz its a no

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The Kikuyu guys of yesteryears were daring mufuckers. They confronted even white colonists and killed many. There are also records of battles with Maasai neighbors. Baluhya ndizo zinajulikana kwa kuwa collaborators. However, Kikuyus have become more docile nowadays.

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It was there