Why you should never marry a woman that never had time to have fun.

So I have chatting up this mama and she is warming up to me so am scheduled to bang her this weekend. She says aliolewa right from school as you can see. I really had to go really far behind to get this screenshot.

This will be like my 9th lay kwa category ya ladies that hawakukula raha. Na most come from Embu so sijui what’s going on there.

Be very careful if you are dating a woman who skipped her hoe period. Utakuliwa bibi ushangae. All stages in life exists for a reason.
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Hii picha itafika kenyanpost ferry soon, alafu i-trend kiasi (or is it kiaxi smh) kwa chochio media. Huyu akiwa bibi yangu namjua fisuuuuuri ata bila uso, alafu nianze recon mission ya hiyo ghaseer inamtafuna. Hivi ndio Alpha male @Kidinyi alikufa by the way.

Marry those with high mileage tuone. Kunguru hafugiki ni gani? Any woman after being empowered will look elsewhere.

Nimetoa sitaki kuchoma bet.

Belt kakataa kukaliwa na hio kitambi, kafungwa kwa base ya bra

A high mileage lady that decides to settle down and start a family is better than that “first buyer” wife who keeps wondering how other deeks look like or how a date with another man is like.

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Nikiona x misuse kwa inbox, I never reply

Waah. Pick one at SJ!

hio language ya S kuwa X hunikatsia saidi

I disagree. A high mileage woman will not change her habits just because you married her. Tabia ya mwanamke hujulikana mapema. Ukitaka vizuri usioe mwanamke ako na tabia za kunguru. Na ukijua ni kunguru toka.

With such chicks its well and good mpaka mfike kitandani. Kwanza, unapata ni porthole,. Pili, after sometime unagundua umesalimiana na watchman, shamba boys, handy men wa esto na ule kalewa wa mtaa. You end up hating her and urself. Utajua haujui.

ati embu… I come from around the area… are you suggesting our women are sexually starved??

Kula kunguru wacha kutusumbua vile ako na low mileage.Kama hawa ndio more fire

From the way she’s texting, that sounds like a low IQ hoe. Not sure why you would expect any better from her and am also not sure why you are drawing life lessons from the sample size of 1 low IQ hoe!

Hiyo ni kunguru, story ya kuoleka mapema ni excuse ya kufunika ukunguru yake tuu.

Hawa madem wa xaxa xwirry are usually hoes. Huyu ametandikwa na ma dereva wa konkodi, wasee wa nduthi na akina Johntez mtaani.

X for S, missing vowels and emoji mingi…nawachianga hio message kwa the first word ina hii upuzi.

Huyu bado ni mtoi wa shule. Hii apana lugha ya kunguru mature. Kwani aliolewa akiwa 16 years old?