Late last year I thought I had found a true lover. I was so excited that this thing I had struggled so much and to find and nearly given up had come so easy… On a silver platter.
It was my first real relationship but based on how it panned out you can’t blame me for not wanting to risk another. At least not in the near future.
You see, I was not even looking for love in the first place. I was going through my contacts list and noticed a strange cute face under the name Ivy(girl I bought the phone from never deleted her contacts) … The dp was the one that drew my attention the most. She had this slender body and was short just the way I like them. Okay, I’m a sucker for petite ladies. I just like it when women are small and slender. I find them attractive. They are aesthetitally appealing to my brain and this one ticked all the boxes.
Her hips were clearly visible and she had a protruding derriere accurately proportional to her bosom… In short, in my eyes she was a certified 20/10.
Inbox straight away and I started ‘throwing mbothe’ left, right and even Centre. My sweet nothings hit wall after wall.
She would reply with one word after I had crafted Shakespeare-esque essays. You know the usual questions about where I got the number from… I lie… She says she knows I’m lying… Ignores my texts like I didn’t happen…
No way forward so I just confess who I bought the phone from and she’s game…
Convo kicks off well… She tells me she’s a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend and is planning to surprise him on his birthday… With what I ask… She tells me birthday sex and that’s when I knew I would eventually ferk her. I’m usually that optimistic man… You bring up sex talk and pap!! You’re getting served…
To cut the long narrative short, it’s like for like two months straight we were only sexting…
Somewhere along the line she broke up with her boyfriend citing he was being a jerk and shit like that… Who cares
Fast forward and when I invited her around mid December to Juja she was more than willing to come through.
She arrived at around 6 jioni hapo Cool Palace Apartments. I wasn’t even around at the time but I had directed her well so by the time I was sauntering into the building she was already outside the door.
Boy wasn’t she a beauty… Took my time to absorb the sight of it all. She was twice as attractive as in the pics she had sent me earlier. Not exactly yellow yellow but not a shade of dark. She had a short grey dress that revealed her succulent thighs. You know those thighs zile ziukaa as if they are gates to heaven, literally?? Yeah those ones.
But we had just met so ufisi nikachorea. Small talk hapa na pale hadi kitu past 8pm when we went out for a night stroll just to pass time.
It was on a Friday so the small town was rife with every sort of activity and especially debauchery and promiscuity.
Tukawalk nikimuonyesha vile nightlife ya Juja hukuwa but I could tell she had been there before judging by the way she was suggesting routes. She was from Machakos University and I doubt people turn up there as much so I was feeling extra confident.
We grabbed supper and a William Lawsons and headed to the house.
Kufika kejani tumedishi and then mdogo mdogo tinasip the drink.
All this while I’m doing my best Dave Chappelle impression, cracking her ribs and acting the gentleman.
William Lawsons worked magic with hypnosis. I’m just conversating and she starts to get touchy to emphasize her points…
That’s all I need to trigger my Spanish mojo on… I took her by her legs such that she was looking at me perpendicularly… Straight to the counter I placed her on it like they do in the movies. In the heat of the moment I even pushed away utensils to the floor to make the moment one for the books.
Kissed her till she was just powerless and was a slave to the rhythm egging me not to stop and never to leave her side, never to leave her side???
Lifted her dress up right there at the counter and gave her one helluva head… God bless William Lawsons whoever he is and the village he came from.
She was literally shaking begging me to enter her without even saying a word.
Moments later she had changed her position. Hands on the counter, ass arched for my man-man and dress lifted and of course me entering her from behind like an annointed mule. She came several times in that position… Sexiest shit ever.
From the counter to the wall to the couch and finally to the bed where I crowned my art. All this while I never came even once. Talk about being selfless…
Before I dozed off she told me I was the best sex she’s ever had and I had to believe her because early the next morning she woke up early to lemme hit it once more from the back in spooning position (my favorite for morning glories). She wet the bed with her cum once more to my delight.
And that’s how we started dating, on the basis that our sexual chemistry was otherworldly… Wrong move.
I convinced myself I had fallen in love and she also went out of her way to prove she truly loved me.
Sadly enough, none of ours sexual encounters afterwards matched the first one.
Actually, none came half close.
Almost all the time she would complain of vaginal pains just when I was getting started.
The first thrust would take like 5 minutes because it was almost slow motion… Ingiza kidogo, toa ni uchungu, ingiza pole pole babe ni uchungu hadi josto inaanza kushrink pole pole tu.
Sex which was our main unifying factor was no longer a joy…it was more of a struggle.
Hadi nikajishuku ni mimi si mtrue I cheated to test my mojo.
In all of my external adventures, I established that the problem wasn’t me. I was delivering the goods at very high level garnering rave reviews.
And so when last month my then girlfriend Ivy Kanini came to visit I was anything but enthusiastic about sex. I would have just been fine with just chilling with her.
But she had made it clear she was very horny and wanted my servicing so bad.
Shortly after she arrived, we started caressing, kissing and teasing and boy wasn’t she wet, like literally dripping juices.
It was looking like that pussy to die for that K. Dot keeps referring to.
I thought to myself that if she’s this wet no way will she complain of pain. Very optimistic I whipped out my stick like the legendary Alfred Yego ready to launch. She was audibly and visibly begging for it. And launch I did.
But not for long. My dick wasn’t even quarter in when she started complaining of some excruciating pain and begged me to withdraw and enter at a VERY slow pace.
I spent approximately 17 minutes following her instructions on how to make the first thrust without causing her pain without much success.
We agreed it wasn’t working and decided to just chill and mark you it was on a Friday so had to chill for Saturday and Sunday as well. It was one boring weekend.
I’m only 24 and a boring sex life is not something I want to entertain especially right now right now.
So a week ago I just decided to break things off citing trust issues because I could not bring myself to tell her that her vagina was to blame for our break up.
And that is how Kanini and I broke up.
Word has it that I’m not the only one who has experienced girls who complain if pain during sex and that it’s a condition…
Any solution for Kanini’s predicament someone??