Who IS an INTERN

To a private individual owning a company, it is that person whose parents (your friends or family) are bored:mad: to see at home eating and and maybe cohabiting and need them to change scenery. Ie. somewhere else to eat and cohabit while still learning about the real world from the rear view mirror:meffi:.
To an employee it is that person who you see, then don’t see in the office after a while, sometimes they help you do your work and other times your boss screams at you for not showing them shit since they have messed you so much, your eyes have virtually deleted their existence.:oops:…
To the person training them,
[INDENT]1. A male Intern is the blob of meat that follows you around looking at stuff you do so as to replicate the same while alone IE. The monkey see monkey do method of teaching.Sometimes you talk to this blob, (Telling it to wash clothers, wear official or wear deodorant, what hairstyle is office friendly and also reporting early is important for some school reason) but mostly its you just living your daily routine (Ignoring it) and It playing catchup. :D:D:D. [/INDENT]
[INDENT]2. A female Intern is a blob of meat that you follow around its feelings, Maintaining a distance of words and body and amount of work you can assign it (CANNOT GIVE MANUAL WORK WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 70% OF MOST INTERN WORK:saitan:). An equilibrium is usually made at some point and it follows around your work. Not only that, you have to talk to it as it gets offended when not talked to,(at least most smell nice, and have a good voice and some days you are like GODAAAAM Mecho imesafishwa bila hata notice kupeanwa o_Oo_O). The problem is as you talk you have to filter your tone pitch:( and wording (to Avoid sexual harasment/any wording referencing sexual world) as its mostly the bosses daughter/nephew/or some chick whose mother he enjoys slices (Hatari kwa job security). [/INDENT]
You secretly hate both of them to some degree but knowing wanakaa wakati mdogo hauna shida unasema wataenda tu.
To the company, they are a group of helpers or distarbance or future employee/human resource that it gives rewards of a monetary value or not on a monthly basis.
Where you work, who is an Intern to you?

The same.

You took your time to write bollocks

And that’s sadder than farting on a first date

Ni farts unapenda mnusa tako!

Wewe mi intern wapi ambia kijiji we don’t judge.:smiley:

worth it, if it’s her fetish…

To an intern: This is the company (Thugs) that has conspired with my school/ mother to enslave me for several hours a day because they want to control my life. They don’t even pay me,:saitan:

Male intern: Sijui nitafute MILF mmoja hapa I hear these women are real into new young blood to bless the crack. Btw password ya wifi ni gani, kama hakuna net, “Kwali hii ni msitu”, kama net iko “wameblock betting fuuuuck. Pia wameblock ngwati, kwani hii ni msitu,”. Mimi pia ntaanzisha campuni kama hii one day.:stuck_out_tongue:

Female Intern: Kwanza kuna kibaba kingine hapo kinapeanga mtu kazi ya kwenda kuprint kwani ameskia sina kazi (Of course hauna), Mimi ata boss ni uncle yangu, ata ntahata siku mbili hicho kimama kinaningalianga vibaya nikivaa ile top ya red kione kama kuna kitu ntafanyiwa. Kuna Some guy anakaa kwa coner na ata haninotice na vile nimemkufia. Choo za huku hukaa vibaya sasa nani huosha.

we kwetu interns wametuonyesha maneno especially female ones. they dress all crazy, notice inawekwa kwa noticeboard , dress officially . then wengine walikuja kutafuta masponyo huku. One guy impregnated an intern , problem was she was double dating him with another guy both men were married, she managed to convince the older guy to leave his home on Dennis Pritt Road to go live with her in Ngara. Bibi yake kupata fununu pahali alitorokea she stormed the office but hakumpata, she had finished… Next the same guy hooked up with another intern, kidogo intern akawekwa ndani na bibi, she was getting his call records and found some nudes in his phone. Where I work female interns are commercial sex workers. Ukitoka kwa mmoja unaingiaa kwa mwingine. Ofcourse not all but quite a few, mwingine alikula pesa na akataa na vitu. I dont understand how a young person can be so immoral when I was that age I was practically a child so innocent. Hawa wa siku hizi wako na masponyo kweli, the who is who, mwingine alikuwa akienda weekend in Zanzibar with Johansen Oduor. She had a bf who lost his job but sponyo walikuwa wengi. The male ones are just there, they bid their time till the internship is over but there was one who was such a busybody that he became enemies with everyone in his department for gossiping about them. Alifukuzwa kama umbwa. In general unless I am working with them, I avoid them, I dont talk to them, nothing unless unless theyre believers because I am an official in the Christian Fellowship. If an intern ends up in my department, I ask them to make goals of what they want to achieve then I bring it somewhere in the middle of the mindless tasks they do . When I was an intern I worked with very kind and generous people so I often buy them snacks once in a while lunch if they lack fare I give them. There was one time I was compelled to give attacho to a destitute guy by my thesis supervisor, I ended paying for his transport because he lived far and the money he got was just enough for food and things like soap. Like I had to add him to my budget . I would often buy him lunch because it was likely the only meal he would have that day, he would be tired and fall asleep on his desk sometimes even. My workmates really went out of their way to changia him and even paid his 3k a month rent for a few months. I have seen the best and the worst in interns. I have mostly male interns, Ive never had issues with any intern whose worked under me.

In my days as an intern pale big 4 NYC: I’m taking over this muuuhhfokka :D:D:D

Damn Big experience there:rolleyes::D:D:D

Hehe what happened

Hehehe they didn’t like my attitude so I didnt last long. I had to switch firms because I knew they’d let me go.