When punani goddess Deserts you:

MarkMarco

Village Elder
#1
Aki waschana ya campus watatumaliza. For a while (Couple years) young campus girls have been my merry. Some time back, I had been chatting with this 2nd Yr ako Egerton called Monicah and I was hopping this would be an easy lay as usual given that wanapenda watu working class kama yours truely. Shida ilikuwa moja Egerton iko Nakuru na mimi at Nairobi. After much deliberation, sweet talking and making promises nkaona nijipeleke road trip Nakuru nkadishi this lass. Sato ikafika I went and signed Kazini for overtime payment nkakaa hadi saa nne, Nkaacha some aspiring young junior akiwa management nikahepa hadi Nakuru. ETA ilikuwa nifike Naks saa saba, nikule kitu by saa kumi, nianze kurudi Nai by 8pm at work, in time to sign out from work.

We were chatting all way down hadi nikafika pale gilgil and that is when Her phone problems begun. Karibu nishukie hapo but mimi nikaona haina haja. Vile nlifika Naks ilikuwa saa nane and she called me akasema ako hapo tao tupatane gilanis akifika ananishtua. Those who dont know gilanis ni supermarket pale nakuru. weeeh acha ningoje. Nikaanza kuzurura hio supamarket everywhere, Na empty troley, nikijaza nikirudisha vitu... imagining vile ntakula hii mwanamke... ata ikiezekana nikaukulie nai after kuikulia Nakuru itakuwa sawa (Inter county sexing:cool::cool:)....... By saa kumi aisee I had memorised almost all the the products and prices in the third row na pia kujua condoms whole sale zilipanda bei. Worst of it alikuwa mteja. Nkajua nimecheswo nkakula lunch mimi huyoo back to Nairobi with blue balls nkaingia waks 8:30 PM na kusign out pia niakacheki Junior amechapakazi salama. Hio ndio tym bitch inanipigia ati oooh sijui simu ilizima bla bla, rudi tu ata ntakurefund, oooh sijui ama tuma tu pesa ntakuja ata sai. nkamshow tumia hio pesa umenishow utanirefund kama fare pia ujilete..... Bitch pliz. nkt nkaachia hio hapo nakuiuma block. Mimi nikalala poa but Kumbe saitani was not done with me.

Kawaida sunday nliamshwa na Faul supper loud native music from my neighbour (If I had a gun angekipata) and after breko nkaamua kwenda tao SJ kutafuta kunguru ndio mjulubeng aoshwe, vile nlifika nkaamua ningie Tuskys iko nyuma ya Ambasador nisake Condoms kwanza, nahapo ndio nikapatana na a long time acquaintance. She was called Martha alikuwa dame wa jamaa nlikuwa najua back in the day and he used to be bragging allot vile Kuma was top:D:D:D:D:D , akaniambia ako on her way to Kisii. Tukaongea ongea na kuwindow shop ndio nikajua waliachana many years ago akisema ata alikuwa broke. Nkasema such niggas wakwende huko na ndio maana niko hapa nkaanza kuringa na kufloss vile economic situation hapa iko sawa (Classic kurushia kuku mahindi trick ndio ukamate), akaanza kusema I even had a crush on you back then bla bla (sweet nothings), wish tungekeep intouch . Kidogo kidogo tuko lunch then pap kwa keja yangu. Mimi nkaanza kudara kitu but haikam thru. Nashindwa wtf.......... Nkafikiria mybe inataka warmup, nkaeka kangoma kidogo nkaifanya icheke kiasi, Ikisema you are so funny :eek::eek::eek:, then nkaifunza salsa kidogo hapo ndio ilighten up (The work Men do for pu**y:D:D:D), hapo kwa salsa nikasneak sexy moves zenye huwa guarantee lazima shuma ilale ndani.... and now bitch was, warmed up (Check) happy (Check)and ready to sexing ata juices were flowing (Check). Nguo zikatoka and thats when I discovered the bush within hio Puthy ilikuwa kubwa kuliko rasta za Bob, Nkasema Mjulubeng hana mecho bora kuma poa. Akaanza kunishika nisitoe belt ati hadai kudinywa juu ako virgin till marriage:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:. WTF!!!!! WTF!!!!! my balls shrunk. Hapo ndio nikamuuliza na ile ninja yake jee mbona yeye alipata slices. Akasema hakuwaipata mybe handjob, akasema alicheat on her ndio wakaachana, nkamuambia it cant be cheating if the nigga waas not tapping. Sikuamini ikabidi nimerusha Kidole niwitness na hio kuma was legit Virgin ( I hit Some hard ring hukuwa 2 Inches in). It hit me then punani goddess has deserted me .I have always RAN FROM virgins, cant deal with their clinginess ........

Hapo nikaambia mwanamke, sasa itoke iende kwao....Ikasema haijui Nai. Ikabidi kuipeleka ata siiongeleshi. Balls kuanzia jana zimekuwa blue sasa ata ziko blueblack :D:D:D:D. Shaito was not done with me yet as I came to learn that Gari za kissi hakunaga Sunday Jioni. I looked in the skies and Cried why is this happenning to me. Woman decided to start crying in town ati nataka kumuacha na hajui Nairobi, woman cried and cried until I had no choice nikapeleka kwangu very painfully. Sikununua hadi sapa tukalala ivyo usiku ikapeana handjob nigga came and slept. I woke up pale 4 nakuipeleka town by 5, ikasema haina fare nkampea punch and Ikasema iko njaa it was even shaking nkaipea Soo na nikajikata by 6:30 nlikuwa waks kama Kawaida....my monday was dull but nkasema issoright sometimes unapata sometimes unakosa. Woman on arriving Kisii ikaanza kusema OOh thanks was Nice seing you naonaa nkikuja nai soon..... Hapo ndio nlikatia communication na kuiuma block. Bado yeye hunipigia na strange numbers hadi leo....
 

ramboshama

Village Elder
#2
Aki waschana ya campus watatumaliza. For a while (Couple years) young campus girls have been my merry. Some time back, I had been chatting with this 2nd Yr ako Egerton called Monicah and I was hopping this would be an easy lay as usual given that wanapenda watu working class kama yours truely. Shida ilikuwa moja Egerton iko Nakuru na mimi at Nairobi. After much deliberation, sweet talking and making promises nkaona nijipeleke road trip Nakuru nkadishi this lass. Sato ikafika I went and signed Kazini for overtime payment nkakaa hadi saa nne, Nkaacha some aspiring young junior akiwa management nikahepa hadi Nakuru. ETA ilikuwa nifike Naks saa saba, nikule kitu by saa kumi, nianze kurudi Nai by 8pm at work, in time to sign out from work.

We were chatting all way down hadi nikafika pale gilgil and that is when Her phone problems begun. Karibu nishukie hapo but mimi nikaona haina haja. Vile nlifika Naks ilikuwa saa nane and she called me akasema ako hapo tao tupatane gilanis akifika ananishtua. Those who dont know gilanis ni supermarket pale nakuru. weeeh acha ningoje. Nikaanza kuzurura hio supamarket everywhere, Na empty troley, nikijaza nikirudisha vitu... imagining vile ntakula hii mwanamke... ata ikiezekana nikaukulie nai after kuikulia Nakuru itakuwa sawa (Inter county sexing:cool::cool:)....... By saa kumi aisee I had memorised almost all the the products and prices in the third row na pia kujua condoms whole sale zilipanda bei. Worst of it alikuwa mteja. Nkajua nimecheswo nkakula lunch mimi huyoo back to Nairobi with blue balls nkaingia waks 8:30 PM na kusign out pia niakacheki Junior amechapakazi salama. Hio ndio tym bitch inanipigia ati oooh sijui simu ilizima bla bla, rudi tu ata ntakurefund, oooh sijui ama tuma tu pesa ntakuja ata sai. nkamshow tumia hio pesa umenishow utanirefund kama fare pia ujilete..... Bitch pliz. nkt nkaachia hio hapo nakuiuma block. Mimi nikalala poa but Kumbe saitani was not done with me.

Kawaida sunday nliamshwa na Faul supper loud native music from my neighbour (If I had a gun angekipata) and after breko nkaamua kwenda tao SJ kutafuta kunguru ndio mjulubeng aoshwe, vile nlifika nkaamua ningie Tuskys iko nyuma ya Ambasador nisake Condoms kwanza, nahapo ndio nikapatana na a long time acquaintance. She was called Martha alikuwa dame wa jamaa nlikuwa najua back in the day and he used to be bragging allot vile Kuma was top:D:D:D:D:D , akaniambia ako on her way to Kisii. Tukaongea ongea na kuwindow shop ndio nikajua waliachana many years ago akisema ata alikuwa broke. Nkasema such niggas wakwende huko na ndio maana niko hapa nkaanza kuringa na kufloss vile economic situation hapa iko sawa (Classic kurushia kuku mahindi trick ndio ukamate), akaanza kusema I even had a crush on you back then bla bla (sweet nothings), wish tungekeep intouch . Kidogo kidogo tuko lunch then pap kwa keja yangu. Mimi nkaanza kudara kitu but haikam thru. Nashindwa wtf.......... Nkafikiria mybe inataka warmup, nkaeka kangoma kidogo nkaifanya icheke kiasi, Ikisema you are so funny :eek::eek::eek:, then nkaifunza salsa kidogo hapo ndio ilighten up (The work Men do for pu**y:D:D:D), hapo kwa salsa nikasneak sexy moves zenye huwa guarantee lazima shuma ilale ndani.... and now bitch was, warmed up (Check) happy (Check)and ready to sexing ata juices were flowing (Check). Nguo zikatoka and thats when I discovered the bush within hio Puthy ilikuwa kubwa kuliko rasta za Bob, Nkasema Mjulubeng hana mecho bora kuma poa. Akaanza kunishika nisitoe belt ati hadai kudinywa juu ako virgin till marriage:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:. WTF!!!!! WTF!!!!! my balls shrunk. Hapo ndio nikamuuliza na ile ninja yake jee mbona yeye alipata slices. Akasema hakuwaipata mybe handjob, akasema alicheat on her ndio wakaachana, nkamuambia it cant be cheating if the nigga waas not tapping. Sikuamini ikabidi nimerusha Kidole niwitness na hio kuma was legit Virgin ( I hit Some hard ring hukuwa 2 Inches in). It hit me then punani goddess has deserted me .I have always RAN FROM virgins, cant deal with their clinginess ........

Hapo nikaambia mwanamke, sasa itoke iende kwao....Ikasema haijui Nai. Ikabidi kuipeleka ata siiongeleshi. Balls kuanzia jana zimekuwa blue sasa ata ziko blueblack :D:D:D:D. Shaito was not done with me yet as I came to learn that Gari za kissi hakunaga Sunday Jioni. I looked in the skies and Cried why is this happenning to me. Woman decided to start crying in town ati nataka kumuacha na hajui Nairobi, woman cried and cried until I had no choice nikapeleka kwangu very painfully. Sikununua hadi sapa tukalala ivyo usiku ikapeana handjob nigga came and slept. I woke up pale 4 nakuipeleka town by 5, ikasema haina fare nkampea punch and Ikasema iko njaa it was even shaking nkaipea Soo na nikajikata by 6:30 nlikuwa waks kama Kawaida....my monday was dull but nkasema issoright sometimes unapata sometimes unakosa. Woman on arriving Kisii ikaanza kusema OOh thanks was Nice seing you naonaa nkikuja nai soon..... Hapo ndio nlikatia communication na kuiuma block. Bado yeye hunipigia na strange numbers hadi leo....
Good one
 

Kenjatta

Village Elder
#11
Blue
Aki waschana ya campus watatumaliza. For a while (Couple years) young campus girls have been my merry. Some time back, I had been chatting with this 2nd Yr ako Egerton called Monicah and I was hopping this would be an easy lay as usual given that wanapenda watu working class kama yours truely. Shida ilikuwa moja Egerton iko Nakuru na mimi at Nairobi. After much deliberation, sweet talking and making promises nkaona nijipeleke road trip Nakuru nkadishi this lass. Sato ikafika I went and signed Kazini for overtime payment nkakaa hadi saa nne, Nkaacha some aspiring young junior akiwa management nikahepa hadi Nakuru. ETA ilikuwa nifike Naks saa saba, nikule kitu by saa kumi, nianze kurudi Nai by 8pm at work, in time to sign out from work.

We were chatting all way down hadi nikafika pale gilgil and that is when Her phone problems begun. Karibu nishukie hapo but mimi nikaona haina haja. Vile nlifika Naks ilikuwa saa nane and she called me akasema ako hapo tao tupatane gilanis akifika ananishtua. Those who dont know gilanis ni supermarket pale nakuru. weeeh acha ningoje. Nikaanza kuzurura hio supamarket everywhere, Na empty troley, nikijaza nikirudisha vitu... imagining vile ntakula hii mwanamke... ata ikiezekana nikaukulie nai after kuikulia Nakuru itakuwa sawa (Inter county sexing:cool::cool:)....... By saa kumi aisee I had memorised almost all the the products and prices in the third row na pia kujua condoms whole sale zilipanda bei. Worst of it alikuwa mteja. Nkajua nimecheswo nkakula lunch mimi huyoo back to Nairobi with blue balls nkaingia waks 8:30 PM na kusign out pia niakacheki Junior amechapakazi salama. Hio ndio tym bitch inanipigia ati oooh sijui simu ilizima bla bla, rudi tu ata ntakurefund, oooh sijui ama tuma tu pesa ntakuja ata sai. nkamshow tumia hio pesa umenishow utanirefund kama fare pia ujilete..... Bitch pliz. nkt nkaachia hio hapo nakuiuma block. Mimi nikalala poa but Kumbe saitani was not done with me.

Kawaida sunday nliamshwa na Faul supper loud native music from my neighbour (If I had a gun angekipata) and after breko nkaamua kwenda tao SJ kutafuta kunguru ndio mjulubeng aoshwe, vile nlifika nkaamua ningie Tuskys iko nyuma ya Ambasador nisake Condoms kwanza, nahapo ndio nikapatana na a long time acquaintance. She was called Martha alikuwa dame wa jamaa nlikuwa najua back in the day and he used to be bragging allot vile Kuma was top:D:D:D:D:D , akaniambia ako on her way to Kisii. Tukaongea ongea na kuwindow shop ndio nikajua waliachana many years ago akisema ata alikuwa broke. Nkasema such niggas wakwende huko na ndio maana niko hapa nkaanza kuringa na kufloss vile economic situation hapa iko sawa (Classic kurushia kuku mahindi trick ndio ukamate), akaanza kusema I even had a crush on you back then bla bla (sweet nothings), wish tungekeep intouch . Kidogo kidogo tuko lunch then pap kwa keja yangu. Mimi nkaanza kudara kitu but haikam thru. Nashindwa wtf.......... Nkafikiria mybe inataka warmup, nkaeka kangoma kidogo nkaifanya icheke kiasi, Ikisema you are so funny :eek::eek::eek:, then nkaifunza salsa kidogo hapo ndio ilighten up (The work Men do for pu**y:D:D:D), hapo kwa salsa nikasneak sexy moves zenye huwa guarantee lazima shuma ilale ndani.... and now bitch was, warmed up (Check) happy (Check)and ready to sexing ata juices were flowing (Check). Nguo zikatoka and thats when I discovered the bush within hio Puthy ilikuwa kubwa kuliko rasta za Bob, Nkasema Mjulubeng hana mecho bora kuma poa. Akaanza kunishika nisitoe belt ati hadai kudinywa juu ako virgin till marriage:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:. WTF!!!!! WTF!!!!! my balls shrunk. Hapo ndio nikamuuliza na ile ninja yake jee mbona yeye alipata slices. Akasema hakuwaipata mybe handjob, akasema alicheat on her ndio wakaachana, nkamuambia it cant be cheating if the nigga waas not tapping. Sikuamini ikabidi nimerusha Kidole niwitness na hio kuma was legit Virgin ( I hit Some hard ring hukuwa 2 Inches in). It hit me then punani goddess has deserted me .I have always RAN FROM virgins, cant deal with their clinginess ........

Hapo nikaambia mwanamke, sasa itoke iende kwao....Ikasema haijui Nai. Ikabidi kuipeleka ata siiongeleshi. Balls kuanzia jana zimekuwa blue sasa ata ziko blueblack :D:D:D:D. Shaito was not done with me yet as I came to learn that Gari za kissi hakunaga Sunday Jioni. I looked in the skies and Cried why is this happenning to me. Woman decided to start crying in town ati nataka kumuacha na hajui Nairobi, woman cried and cried until I had no choice nikapeleka kwangu very painfully. Sikununua hadi sapa tukalala ivyo usiku ikapeana handjob nigga came and slept. I woke up pale 4 nakuipeleka town by 5, ikasema haina fare nkampea punch and Ikasema iko njaa it was even shaking nkaipea Soo na nikajikata by 6:30 nlikuwa waks kama Kawaida....my monday was dull but nkasema issoright sometimes unapata sometimes unakosa. Woman on arriving Kisii ikaanza kusema OOh thanks was Nice seing you naonaa nkikuja nai soon..... Hapo ndio nlikatia communication na kuiuma block. Bado yeye hunipigia na strange numbers hadi leo....
Blueblack kwani ziliwekwa iodine?:D:D:D
 

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