When God brings, dont question.

Wadau vp, ive come across a dilemma and i need your honest experienced advice.
Me nimekaa tu polepole bila maneno, playing the polite neighbor kwa aparto pali naishi, always minding my own business…but lo and behold, i notice my neibas wifey giving me smily faces, and a tad bit of extra attention whenever i walk in or out of premises.
Sasa nichanueni how to ingiza her box and get into her cookie jar…

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Key gongi is talking:cool: , until it stops talking, I don’t forsee a sane conversation:D:D

I can already see your imminent burial coming up

WeWe inaonekana unataka kufa mapema

How now? Sijaelewa.

Ongoja venye utafeel ikiland kwa matako yako ndo utajua

Guys, givd me tips, give me tips. Maneno wa kifo, kukufa au kuuliwo tutaongea baadaye.

Kama kunguru anakupa smiles, rusha mtama na akijipa kula hio mali far far away from your place. Then Upigwe shoka ama risasi

Why are you lying? kwani she resides outside her apartment…I mean for her to notice your ins and outs?

Walahi hii wiki haiishi bila kutwanga hizo vitu za wenyewe.

Wewe shinda hapo. Tunapanga top secret highly compartmentalized mission, unaulizia trivilaities.

Now this is actionable intel. Kwa hivyo nisijaribu kuileta kwa nyumba yangu?

A man who knowingly sleeps with the wife of another man is the lowest of the lowest and will rip what he sowed in due time.

YOLO, hii khupipi ya wenyewe nimeitamani kutoka nihamie hapa. YOLO.

Mliambiwa kuoa msichana mrembo ni kama kupanda miwa kando ya barabara, hamkusikia, mkasema ati kesi baadaye. Vile vile mie pia, kesi baadae.

look for other ways to die honorary

Uliona ile video ya Kirinyaga deputy gavana??

:smiley:
It’s sharp, new and clean. I hope he likes it.