Talkers, be very careful with whatsapp web. Especially if you are using it ina cyber. Just got into a cyber here in hurlingham. Opened whatsapp web. Some clown had not logged out. I learnt a few things today.
One is that if you forget to log off, it still continues updating your messages even if your phone is not within proximity. Messages za huyo jamaa kept coming in banae.
Second, and most importantly,if you are a parent to a girl, please take extra care of her. This guy apparently lives in tena estate in eastlando as per his convo with a high school girl. He has been sending money to this girl who then visits his place then anakula yeye. The girl is very demanding akitaka pesa mpaka anashow jamaa kama hutaki kutuma unaeza acha coz sio lazima, the jamaa now begs for her to wait as if his life depends on it. At some point she tells the jamaa she is fed up with begging for credo and that she will block the guy na hatawai enda kwake tena. Jamaa alibeg yeye na emoji kama zote. What surprised me the most is that the girl has no phone, she mostly talks to the guy using the mums phone then she deletes the messages. She even receives money from the guy through the mums phone. Kwani mama yake haangalii mpesa statements zake a jiulize ma transactions zenye ziko suspicious? The guy then sends her ksh250. Aka ambia huyo jamaa she will soon be going back to school. If he is serious about her going to his place aongeze soo moja by 2pm.At exactly 2pm the guy sends an apology telling her that angojee kidogo Anam tumia. He adds that dem angekubali kuwa galfriend ange take better care of her. She retorts that mama yake na boyfriend wake walimkataza about wanaume. Anyways hataki kuonekana na baba mzee kama yeye.
Third, wanaume kumbe wanaisha on shoe string budget huku nje banae. Saw a conversation between the guy with the wife.Almost daily conversation from the wife at around 1pm ni ‘tuma pesa ya food’. Wife anamlistia food anataka na total amount, the guy replies with an edited budget, which he sometimes sends, haipitangi 260bob daily. Sometimes wanatukana a, sometimes anashow wife pia anunue food juu pia yeye a nafanya job. Sometimes anashow wife achukue foodstuffs kwa shop ya mama Brian haezi kataa kuwa patia food.
Majamaa chungeni your daughters banae so that asidinywe na wababa juu ya credo ya 200bob.Expose her to the world, buy her the latest smartphone, mwekee bundles, take her for holidays so that mafisi was kule yeye.Tell her about dangers of sex, dangers of kudeenywadeenywa. I reckoned that huyo dem aki maliza shule atakua kunguru sugu sana because of the way she has mastered the art of manipulation. She knew exactly what to say to get the guy begging. The day she will discover how she can make a man beg her for poosie in return for more money will be her point of no return.
Finally, also discovered that you cannot open multiple whatsapp web tabs with different whatsapp accounts. I opened a new tab, it was redirecting to the old open whatsapp web ya yule fisi everytime I tried to link new device. I had to log him out before I could log in with mine.
High School girls wachaneni nao bana. I know their pussy are sweet but just leave them. Alafu wewe pia tutakupeleka mbele for infrignment. messages za mutu mbona usome. Si wewe usome zako. Hiyo time yote ulikuwa unasoma izo messages, Ni saa ulikuwa unapoteza na pesa.
Enigma, sometimes you come across as a street smart mofo, then you post such disappointing nonsense. Muchichana kama ni wa kugawa atagawa, ata ununulie yeye the latest iPhone na Mercedes Benz. When I was in my early 20s and extremely idle (at least more idle than I am today), I would inbox random ghels on FB with sexually explicit messages. Of course most responded with matusi and blocks, lakini once in a while I’d land on a horny, “open-minded” one. We’d meet and fuck kama ghaseer for a few weeks or months, then move on.
What I realized from that social experiment was ghels from higher class backgrounds were more open to no-strings-attached sex than Eastlando hoodrats. Their daddies already gave them everything, they just wanted the adrenaline rush that comes with fucking random strangers. The most memorable was this super hot girl who lived in Karen. Walk-in closet yake ilikuwa kubwa kushinda living room yetu banae. Our chats included “confessions” about our past sexcapades. One day she told me vile walienda to some resort in Naivasha on a family vacation. At some point wakaenda boat rides lakini yeye aka-insist ataenda peke yake without other family members.
The ride lasted around 30 minutes, during which she seduced the boat man and he fucked her raw without her clueless parents and siblings knowing. So ata ufanyie mtoto wako hizo vitu zote, kama anataka kugawa coomer hatakosa vijisababu.
actually it does… i once forgot my phone in the house but i could use whatsapp on my PC at work, miles away. you only have to tick on “Keep me logged in” on whatsappweb.
Pussy ya highschooler ni tamu banae… Jokingly seduced one who used to look me with those “fuck me eyes” nikasema kama mbaya mbaya if caught kuna many neighboring countries one could slip in. Invited her kwangu on 31st after she lied ameenda kesha kwa church. Fucked her the whole night (punani had a grip to die for) jana nimetumia yeye 500 aende akasome.