Wakanyama partners with Nakumatt

Wakanyama inspired Nakummat to introduce mutura in their butcheries but gave them
the wrong idea . . .
Here is a brief description of what mutura and its environs entails:

  1. inafaa kuchomwa na makaa kwa jiko haina moto vizuri not gas cooker.
  2. The buyer is not supposed to know which animal surrendered its intestines for this
    meaningful purpose ati ngombe mtura or mbuzi mtura it can even be a donkey!
    utaambia watu nini
  3. Kachumbari ya mtura haifai kua inajulikana ni ya leo, jana, juzi au ni ya kesho, eating
    mtura with ketchup is abomination!
  4. Inafaa kuonja umbwa umbwa hivi na kataste ka mavi ya mbuzi kwa umbali not mincemeat! abomination!
  5. The person selling the mtura should look like a thug, ama msee hayuko sure ka
    anafaa kua apo ama anafaa kuwa akichoma mahindi not some sober uniformed silent guy
  6. Mtura guess has no fixed price, venye nauziwa sio venye utauziwa ati 1inch 10bob
    this is exploitation
  7. Mtura has no receipt, period.
  8. Mtura is not sold inside a butchery, it is sold alongside a butchery. who said these
    are cows and goats, ushawahi ona msee wa mtura akipeleka mbuzi slaughter house
    kuchinjwa? you eat as per your imagination.
  9. Mtura haiwekwi kwa menu, menu yake iko kwa akili.
  10. Mtura is not a vector quantity (at kilo moja, 1ounce etc) it is a scalar quanty
    (inapimwa na cm, metres, millimetres(though hapa utakua umechomwa) inches,
    kilometres)
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Funny.

ume sahau

11.vidole lazima zikue chafu chafu alafu tips za makucha zikue zime collect chafu hadi zime kua na black deposits

  1. inzi is part and parcel of the meal

  2. kwa mwenye ana tengeneza hiyo mtura, the dirtier the lab coat the more hygienic he is and the sweeter it is…

yack

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chukua wheelbarrow ukauze miwa sungu sungu hii

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dumb questions people ask;
kuna samosa?
eeh
Ni fresh?/ni za leo?

unaexpect akwambie si fresh?

hehehe
And don’t forget, the hand that cuts the mutura is that same hands that collects the money.

na mutura inakulwa na mikono chafu bila kunawa…hakuna mambo na suviet

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Whatever you woke up to, I want a piece.

Wakanyama ako busy

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:D:D:D:D

Hii ndio utamu wa mutura

plus its usually washed down by a cup of soup ile imetwangwa kwa kibuyu untill imeturn white…

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Alafu tena upate mwenye

Alafu tena upate mwenye ana kataa ako na elsatoplast (whatever its called or spelled) kwa kidole yenye ina shika mtura alafu hiyo elastoplast ime chafuka hadi ime kua black…

Watu wako na roho hii dunia

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why are you so obsessed with mitura .nobody is forced to eat it same with sugarcane

This real threat to poor innocent wakanyama, it drove him into depression and now he’s MIA

Nani ashaiumwa tumbo after eating the delicacy??

he was banished from the village

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thats why we have stomach lining ya titanium,balls of steel and kryptonite piss

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:D:D:D

Pure madness

:D:D:D Uko na ufala…

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