In 2020 wakati wa covid I had my first chance to try out Viagra and I can say the experience was very different from what I expected.
Kuna huyu dem who was a nympho and so I wanted to try it out with her. Niliskianga fununu that she was a sex addict and so chances of satisfying her are close to nil. So I decided huyu lazima nikunywa dawa akule miti sawa sawa. Went online and did some research about viagra. Niliona it comes in 3 different doses of 25mg, 50mg and 100mg. The recommended dose for anyone between the age of 18-65 was 50mg. Read also about its usage. Never to take more than one pill in a period of 24 hours and never to also mix it with alcohol. For effectiveness I should take it on an empty stomach. I also read about its side effects but I dismissed and I was ready for anything. As usual the nympho kunguru fell into my trap and I invited her over. Beforr that I had gone to town and bought the generic version of the drug; Vega 50 that went for 200/-. Inside the packet were 4 pills that were blue and diamond shaped. The original Viagra went for 3k which I couldnt afford at that time. I read also
about its usage online and they said it has to be taken 30-60 minutes before sex. Huyo mimi nishameza dawa. Kunguru kukam I was already 20 minutes in.
We talked for a few minutes and I could feel some of its side effects kick in. It started with a small headache like a migraine. It was then followed by an increased heart beat. My heart was beating a little bit faster. Thats when I initiated sex with the kunguru. We went to my bedroom and had a little foreplay. Hapo ndo nilijionea maajabu. My erection was super stiff and hard unlike normal. Mjuols ilisimama ikakuwa ngumu kama chuma. Meanwhile I started feeling lightheaded and having palpitations. I could literally hear my heartbeat through my ears. Kunguru gave me a nice sloppy BJ and then she asked for the dick. Put on a CD and gave her very long and hard strokes. All this time, I am having a headache, faster heartbeat, palpitations and a light head. The 1st round was ok lakini after kumwaga mjuols ilikataa kulala banae. Nilijaribu kufikiria vitu za ujinga lakini hailali. The kunguru was kinda impressed that I could still get it hard even though nimetoka kumwaga saa hio tu. Put on another CD and then went for round 2. Round 2 was good. Gave the kunguru several long hard strokes. We went close to an hour.
We were sweating profusely and panting for air. Sex is a physical activity that can leave you very tired. After round 2, I wanted to go for another round immediately but kunguru ilikataa ikasema niipatie time itulie coz hiyo marathon nimepeleka yeye ni noma. Mjuols bado hailali bana. Iko stiff and standing. Hadi kunguru inaniuliza how I can manage to have it standing after all that time. Nilienda nikakunywa maji and we went for round 3. Hapo kwa round 3 ndo kulikuwa na shida ingine. My dick started feeling numb. Yaani hufeel sensation ya pussy kama round 1 and 2. At that time, my heart is still racing, headache bado iko, na palpitations. Light headedness imepotea. After kuchapa round 3 kunguru ikakataa kuenda round ingine ikadai imechoka na imetosheka. To put things to perspective, we had sex close to 4 hours with very little time for breaks. After hapo ndo mjuols ilimanage kutulia ikalala. It was about 6pm in the afternoon so kunguru ilivaa ikajitoa. Saa hio naskia nimebeat kuruka. A few minutes some side effects came by; a blocked nose and constant ringing sound in my ears. Didnt have any more side effecta other than those. Slept it off.
The next day kuamka asubuhi, was feeling somehow better lakini uchovu ilikuwa kidogo, idhaa nilienda kunyora manze alafu kutingisha mjuols kidogo tu pap erection ndo iyo. TF! Hii dawa kwani haitoki kwa mwili. Alafu mjuols naye hailali haraka. Unaeza mbao dakika kama 30 na mjuols hailali. Any slight arousal and you get a strong erection. After going online thats where I read that the bloody drug stays in your system for 24 hours. So basically I had to wait mpaka 2pm ndo at least nirudi normal. Fuck that drug. The next day ndo nilifeel better. I swore never to touch that drug again bana. It lived to its expectations lakini hapa. You can literally die because of it. Afadhali nikuwe contented na 3 minutes zangu bana. Sitaki kufa nikiwa kijana. Watu kama @Nyonganexol Monkane wenye wakona erectile dysfunction kumbe hukapitia sana. If I have to take that drug to get an erection afadhali ikae. Funny thing is that having a hard erection is also one of the side effects of using the drug including the headaches, palpitations, light headedness, racing heart, blocked nose, fatigue and ringing sound in ear. Kama unaeza usiguze hiyo dawa.
Natural way to get same effects but safe: eat lots of water melons, plus ground nuts with boiled eggs and GYM…see, working out is a must.
You can make a smoothie to make your work easier…recipe:
-2 pieces of water melons
-2 spoonful of grounded nuts(natural ground is better compared with supermarket nuts)
-1 glass of milk.
1 Banana.
Blend. take this concoction every day with boiled egg(s)
Don’t forget to HIT the gym or jog.
Disclaimer: This magic stuff makes your seed swim in woman’s vagina for more than even 2 weeks above normal 3 days, meaning akisema ako safe wewe unapata twins in two weeks time.
I call it Abraham’s smoothie.
50 mg na ina kukimbiza hivyo. Sembuse @uwesmake vile hujipiga kifua hapa ati humeza 150 mg. Hiyo kitu siwez jaribu. Wacha nitosheke na my sloppy 5 minutes 3 rounds.
Aliniongelesha after 3 days akidai nilikuwa nataka kumuaa :D:D lakini alikuwa impressed juu nilimpea mechi safi sana. Alidai rematch nikampea excuses 1million akachorea story zangu.
I have a friend who started using since tukiwa high school na izo ni 2008 uko. Nowadays haezi screw bila kutumia tembe mbili. Mwili ishajenga tolerance. So it’s something to think about kabla ujikute apo.