Yesterday was invited for a evening out by a certain girl I have been trying to bang. Did shughulis then headed to the club at Southfield mall near Cabanas where we were to meet. When I was almost there I whatsapped her and she says I will find her seated with three friends, and I thought to myself WTF?
I got there and I found her seated with a plus sized pal wakikunywa gin.Tukipiga mastory tukiskiza reggae until around 9pm when the club closed. Here is the shitty part. I bought my drinks and another bottie of gin, yenye nilionja tu kidogo bill ikakuja 3k.The fat girl had the nerve to ask this girl to request me to pay their bill of 1800!Nikalipa tu and nikawaambia kwa heri, then they go like si utudrop to near home please,ati sisi ni ma neighbor hapa tu syokimau.
Nikajiuliza sasa hizi Nima shida gani nilijiweka. Juu ya ulevi nikaona syokimau si mbali sana. Nika weka fuel ya 1000 hapo kobil ya airport north road tukaanza safari. Kufika syokimau,Kumbe they donât live hapo kando ya barabara, ni huko ndani rough road maze mpaka gari inaguza chini bana.
Then the fat girl canât remember the turn off to her house. Me I lost it maze and told her I didnât drive all the way to come help her look for her house, kikajam. Nikamwambia achukue ndudhi akaenda. Her entitlement was out of this world.
The girl I was to bang akanishow directions za kwake. Akadai venye si poa ati nashinda niki insist venye nataka kumkula, ati hio siku itafika tu. Kuskiza hizo comments ikaongezea kwa regrets nilikua nazo about having showed up for the night out. Tunafika kwa gate yake hivi, anashuka halafu annasema âkwani hutaki kunimanga?â akijifanya shy shy.I think she was hinting that I should get in. Nili reverse gari nikiendanga.
Nimeamka asubui na hangie, no poosie last night,and Ksh5, 800 Bob poorer, money I could have put to better use.
Madem wa Nairobi ni mangâombe sana.
Sasa angalia hiyo situeshen from perspective ya owner wa club na petrol station. Bila hao madem washienzi biz yao ingekuwa chini sana. Lakini mimi kama card-carrying member wa Stingy Men Association of Kenya (SMAK), ningejipa shugli after kuskia âseated with three friendsâ. Nothing good can come from such a statement.
Gathee si ulisema you are retiring from KTalk ama ni Gilbeyâs ilikuwa inaongea? Anyway you should stick to prostitutes, seems you are incapable of doing things the old fashioned way. You should have bailed the minute she said she was with friends.
Shida ya mjaluo ni kutaka kuitwa gentleman na ku floss vile ana pesa. The moment aliku show wako wa tatu you should have known the other two have come to serve as cock blockers thus reducing your chances of hitting it to below 10%. Ukiambiwa wako wa tatu ask her favorite mzinga, mpesa her then duck. Hio unnecessary expenses uondokee. Wimens being wimen angebania hio doo ya mzinga wajilipie bill. Next time ukiskia ni squad you just bluetick the lass.
You is fucking simp! Bure kabisa⌠mtu anaweza aje kupea warning amekuja na committee na bado uendeâŚ! Sigh.
And to add salt to injury unaenda kugongesha gari!!
Ni hawa wajaluo wenye ni 30 years old amd above. Na ukichunguza mshenzi ata hana kakeja ocha. Kijiji ilisema if a lady calls you gentleman or a real man then thereâs something you are doing very wrong.
Two pumps are in operation as they demolish sections of the building. In fact Avenue Hospital and chicken inn within the same compound are also in operation.
If youâve been along these streets for long youâll know how to differentiate Sarro with other villagers. The closest am mistaken with is Ruffneck but ainât him.