Umewahi Patana Na Wale Wasee, Huuliza "Unajua Mimi Ni Mtoto Wa Nani" During A Fracas?

Long story short every town has a rich man, and the children of such rich families know that they are the Royal Family of that village or town, so they are basically spoilt.

Last year’s December Kuna mmoja Alig’olewa meno Kwa bar baada ya kulewa chakari na kungonga msee Mbaya na chupa ya pombe juu yeye budake ni wale wenye mnji. Rather than apologize he started tossing sentences the likes of, Mimi ni Kijana wa Karanja wa depot ya Coca-cola utado? His dad is old money so the dude grew up in luxury and went to those Group Of Schools type academies so during the holidays wao huja ocha na Masubaru kuringia wasee na exhaust noise and loud music.

Leo nimekaona kamewekea meno mpya.

Money cannot buy you sense,nor emotional intelligence

It is impossible to respect such a man.swinging his father’s nuts

poor parenting, kids want to shit and have their parents wipe their butts, na sa io mtu ako 37 anatumia jina la babake.

Y’all talk about the Riara/Rusinga group of schools crowd as if hao ndio kusema but in reality the real old money Banda/Turi kids are the most low-key, respectable & principled guys you’ll ever come across

Utaringaje na Subaru :D:D

I actually have. Jamaa alikua anapiga watchman wa mall akisema we hujui mi ni mkidy wa nani. He is still my friend though but nilijua ako na utiaji flani. Baba yake alikua anafanya kazi county

Kuna mwingine alikuwa akishinda ananitishia ati unajua budangu ni karau utafanya nini?
I shot back and told him, " budangu ni ocpd, uncle yangu ni ocs, cousin yangu ni kdf, cousin yangu mwingine ni gsu. Huyo budako unaona akiezana na hao watu wote nimetaja?". Ungeona his reaction :smiley: He just stopped talking and walked away. Mjinga yeye.

but bado ukipata ghassia kama hio especially in the town mbuyu wake ni small god na wewe ni peasant avoid him , hii ni Kenya utajipata Yala viufala tuu especially fights over random whores .

but akikuja ashike matiti ya bibi yako kama mbayambaya piga mtu kichwa ianguke huko kando , wakili niko hapa probono

@poyoloko ukimtusi ktalk anakuulizanga unajua Mimi ni Dem ya nani :D:D:D:D:D suddenly watakuchangamkia like a true homosexual couple

Dry jokes galore. Ikb mind can’t think of anything else

Same case with those who claim to know people in high places.

Like yule jamaa alikuwa anasema ako na number ya jsks.

Mi niko na hiyo namba

Wewe mzee… Rushia elders tenders tumalize projects za hii mwaka.

Meza cums za watchie innocent fool