Traffic Offences n Traffic Ponyi

I was coming from shagz the other day at around 10pm night and was stopped by these traffic guyz at a roadblock near sigona on waiyaki way. One of them asked for Hazards and fire extinguisher,i was like ‘Extinguisher?’ the guy said anway it was not mandatory. Then he asked for my licence,He nearly laughed out,claimed he had finally busted me. Mistake: Not signing my driving licence in the two places indicated,I tried to explain to the guy that i was a relatively new driver and i had overlooked the signatures and could he just give me my licence to sign there and then. He refused then he asked if i had another driver in my entourage to take the car home while he locked me at kikuyu police station for that offence till kesho before facing a judge.
i tried to explain that i had young ones in the car but it fell on deaf ears. Then came the usual TKK demand. Ati 3K or i go in. ‘For what?’ i asked,the guy went on like ‘Weka gari huko kando tukushike vizuri’ Remember this was like 20 minutes later after much haggling. I gave up,got into my ride,parked it on the side and grabbed my phone for Plan B,Immediately i said ‘Hallo’ the guy came alive and said ‘toka kidogo inje wewe niaje,kata simu kwanza,unaona mkubwa amekuja,toka hapa kabla uulizwe maswali’ He thought i was calling for ‘Help’,Basically he freaked out and left us alone.

These guys are real jacka**es,and take advantage of our ignorance of the Law to just threaten anything and TKK us.

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ati ponyi, man, you old as fuck.

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1.Ponyi is soooooooooooo 1979
2.Sheria ya DL inasema nilazima uweke signature yako just like your ID
3.All corruption will end in August 2017 when RWNBP

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old is gold… mboss u got small dick pia

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:D:D

So, have you signed it yet?

Njanuary boss

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Nilipigwa fine ya mia moja juu ya kukosa kusign yangu na saa hiyo cash bail ilikuwa elfu kadhaa indaa. The cop who refunded my cash bail ungemtingisha kidogo machozi yange mwagika

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:D:D:D:D. Alikurefund kwa court?

The most successful weapon against this kind of extortion is what you did: engage the fool in useless debates without being impolite, until his superior begins to wonder why he’s wasting 20-30 minutes on one person while the rest of the money is passing by. It works 60% of the time!!

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No. I had to go with the receipt to the cop station

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ilibidii…

Ati signed in two places? Mimi najua signature should only be in one place