Toti my friend

FRIDAY 6TH JANUARY 2022.

Toti a friend and a teacher in a neighbouring school called me at almost 11pm and requested me to accompany him to Nairobi the following day. His wife who had travelled to her sister’s place in nairobi on 3/1/22, had been attacked by thieves while coming from the shop and was badly injured. That is what Toti’s sister inlaw said over the phone.

7TH JANUARY 2022
We board a shuttle with toti at 6:00am. By 1:40pm we are at afia center. We board another matatu to nairobi women hospital in hurlingham.
Tunafika huko and Toti’s sister inlaw pick us from the reception. We go to the ward where linda, toti’s wife was admitted.

Ndani there are alot of women. Toti’s sister inlaw introduce them as linda’s friends. They were all in KU and graduated the same year 2019.I spot a yellow well endowed chic. We exchange pleasantries wirh all of them as they leave the room for us.

Apparently, linda was badly injured. She had stitches on her face and left arm. The right arm was in an arm string. All through our conversation she couldnt look at us in the eyes. After some few minutes i excuse myself and leave the room for them.

Linda’s friends were still roaming around the hospital corridors. I signall the yellow yellow chic to come, then i request her to accompany me we go and buy linda some food and fruits. We roam around hiyo kanairo yenyu as i try and create a good rapport with her. I told her am the subcounty director of education in a county in western. Eventually we buy ugali kuku and buy some watermelon, pinnaples and mangoes and drop them off at the hospital.

After that i request her we go and bite something together as i was farmished. She took me to a walalo hotel. As we were eating and her getting more comfortable with me, ndio akaanza kufunguka.

She confessed that linda was not attacked by thieves. She was attacked by the wife to her sponsor. She has been dating the sponsor since 4th year in campus.They were in quivers lounge that friday 6th.And its like someone tipped the wife the whereabout of the husband. As they were leaving the place the wife of the sponsor attacked her with a crude weapon. She told me thats what linda had told them. She also confirmed that the sister is aware.

Mpaka sahi i have not shared the story with my friend toti. Leteni maoni haraka naendelea kumark exam.

Hii ni insha ya Opener/Headstart exam mtoto ameandika?

Ama unaota?

At least wangekuacha ubebe banty ya yerro yerro

Leta hata sketch ya crude weapon kabla wafike

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I am Toti please call me and tell me everything my friend.

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Ungeweka sketch ya yellow well endowed chic ndio tuone vile tutasaidia Toti your friend.

Kutombewa is A right of passage no one is immune:D:D:D
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naskia huyu ndio husband wa @kush yule mnono

Wewe nawacha khupipi wezdan kuenda kujulia hali bibi ya mwenyewe? ‘Exam’ yako itakuwa marked nanii

Lenga hiyo story. Toti might be a simp and you will look like a fool after his kunguru wife recovers. If he is smart he will figure out on his own. If he is dumb, then he deserves to be cheated on. Either way, it’s not your problem.

Niaje Senior Master, natumai vitu igo sambamba pande yako na harusi lini?

@Moses Abuyeka siukona ufala mujamaa

Suppose you were in your friend’s situation then ajue, would you want him to inform you?

Kama unajua hatafukuza kunguru don’t bother telling him though

Waah hii si ni painful akin to poyoloko and kanguthu engaging in anal sex

Weeh… always try and investigate a story …a nephew to my called him saying that he had been caught loitering and hanging around state house na makarao wanataka 5k ndio wamuachilie, …kuenda hadi police station jamaa anapata kumbe the kid had been caught smoking weed at uhuru park

Hio sura tu,hadi jamaa ameamua wacha aume pillow

haukukamua yerro yerro we ni mtu bonoko

Why do you call yourself a friend, kama hujamwambia?
Hio story itatoka tu, kuwa kama willy paul sema ukweli ata kama itauma watu.
What kind of name is toti? ndio maana anadinyiwa khupipi.