The earthquake bed ....

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What if you want to poop and you trapped in the bed for 2 weeks

Sasa hii ni mambo gani wafikiria asubuhi hii yote

After all that udunde ndani ya maji usijulikane pahali uko:D

What if you are with a prostitute and you got locked

Kwani unaogopa kuona baba yako mbinguni? Bure kabisa. Ngombe ici.

Not too sure about it saving your life but I am currently preparing my brunch:
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nice sarcophagus,

That fancy box becomes your wet coffin in a tsunami. You will see Jesus