The day I was to a WhatsApp group by girls to defend myself for cheating ((copied)

When I was young and dumb, I was subjected to a grueling process of defending my innocence against cheating allegations before a jury of 4 girls. The four girls were my ex-girlfriend’s best friends.I still shudder at the thought that I stayed in the WhatsApp group defending myself.

I am not exaggerating when saying that this girl was a piece of exquisite God’s artistry. For her beauty, I became a simp. I simped purposely out of fear of losing her. Anita was her name. I met this girl at the University of Nairobi 4 years after leaving school. I had gone back to UoN to shoot a photo that would have become the photo cover of The Campus Exile. This was before I contracted a designer to design its current cover.Three months after our first date, Anita made the first cheating accusation. I denied the claims. To be honest, at this point, with the prospect of becoming an author, I lost my discipline. The little social media fame that I was enjoying got into my head and somehow, I lost my sanity.

Every time Anita brought up these allegations to the table, I would deny them to the graves of my grandpa and mother. Our relationship became a start-stop kind. Every time, she left, I successfully begged her to come back. After which, she would leave again after sniffing a whiff of cheating in the air. She never had concrete evidence that I was cheating.Most of her outbursts were based on allegations, suspensions, and whiffs. Perhaps her lack of concrete evidence encouraged me to keep on cheating.I thought myself smart enough to evade the mastermind of a jealous girlfriend.
I would have, maybe, but for this other girl who started demanding of girlfriend’s attention and love.

Her name was Faith. Faith was just as well-endowed with likable physicality as Anita.The only difference was that she was better in bed. She was not better, she was wild. She used to do things that bordered on the edge of kink and BDSM.
On some nights, she would wake me up in the middle of the night.My eyes would open to dim candle lights, ropes tied around my legs and hands, and blindfolds on my face. At some point, the sorcery things that she used to do to me became so addictive that Faith thought she would turn my addiction to kink sieks into love for her andsubsequently draw me away from Anita. Unfortunately, I was not ready to leave Anita. I loved her.

One day, Anita asked me about a girl named Faith. That was the first time that she was bringing up the name of the girl she suspected that I was cheating on her with.She was no longer dishing hot air, but she seemed to be in the possession of concrete evidence that I was accessing the servers of another woman.
I denied the accusations.
I thought Anita would lose her grip on the latest allegations, as it had been her habit.I was wrong.

The following day, I woke up when added to a WhatsApp group with five different girls. The group was created at 3 AM when everyone in the world was asleep apart from the 5 ladies and their prying Satan.The group already had several chats by the time I logged into WhatsApp. I read them one after the other. The chats had all manner of evidence showing that I was cheating on Anita with Faith. They had screenshots, and pictures of us together to back up their claims. What I came to learn was that when it was apparent that I was not willing to leave Anita for Faith, despite Faith’s repeatedly using the sorcery of her kink sieks to confuse me, she decided to destroy my relationship.Faith texted Anita to ask her to leave me. She lied that were dating. Anita told Faith that we were dating and that Faith’s claims were null and void. That is when Faith decided to send Anita screenshots of our conversations and our photos. Apart from the photos, the screenshots did not capture any incriminating conversations.

Most of the time, when chatting with Faith, I always ensured that I did not leave the watermark of Jose Camargo on the texts. I never sent ‘I love you’ texts.I never told her that I missed her or That 'I enjoyed your kink sex today.’ The only incriminating texts that the jury of the 4 girls had were texts like, ‘utakuja KUNItembelea when?’ (when will you visit me), ‘Fare ni how much.’ and ‘Ulifika poa?’ (Did you get home safely?’When I read the accusations, the first idea that came into my mind was ‘No, I can’t be here. I am leaving this group.’ I thought that was not the right way of solving our issues, especially at a time when people were solving their differences through a handshake.After some thought, I decided to stay around and face the jury. Why? Because Anita was a member of a close-knit girl friendship. Sometimes pleasing her meant I had to do things that pleased all her friends.

The fear of losing her forced me to stay in the group.I learned that the group was the idea of the group’s Alpha Blondy, Violet. I nicknamed her Alpha Blondy, after the reggae legend, because she was a tomboy who led a group of girls. She loved having short blonde-dyed hair.During our vulnerable moments, Anita more often disclosed that Violet called shots in the group. She had veto powers over when one of them was supposed to fall in love or leave a relationship. Surprisingly, Violet never had a relationship of her own.I told the jury that even though I couldn’t deny the knowledge of the existence of the said girl, I had nothing going on between us. ‘Faith and I are just friends. We share a platonic friendship. If having female friends is a crime, then I am guilty.I am guilty of asking a female friend to visit me. I am guilty of communicating with a female friend. I repeat, if talking to a lady is a crime, then my WhatsApp is a large crime scene.’ I responded to their allegations.When push became shove, I accused Faith of deliberately attempting to sabotage my relationship with Anita to access the servers of my heart.
‘In the course of our friendship, Faith developed romantic emotions toward me.I denied her an opportunity to access my heart to manipulate my feelings for Anita. This perhaps inspired her to cook malicious evidence that incriminated me as a cheating boyfriend.I assure you Anita, my lady, that there has never been an unauthorized girl that has ever accessed my heart or the loins of my groin apart from you.’
I thought I had convinced them of my innocence until Violet added Faith to the group.Faith landed in the group armed with a truckload of evidence. She unboxed them one after the other.
Most of the evidence was weak. Apart from one. ‘Ask Sakwah, where was he on the day before your last birthday.’ Faith typed.
‘Tell us, where was he?’ Violet responded.‘He was in my house. I remember, he called his so-called girlfriend and lied that he could not spend the pre-birthday night with her because he was working on a project.’
‘So you knew that Sakwah was Anita’s boyfriend at that time?’ Violet typed.
‘Yes, why are you asking?’‘Anita said that when you approached her at first, you accused her of trying to snatch your boyfriend, that is right?’

Faith started typing. I waited patiently for her response. ‘That is right,’ she responded.‘If I am correct, the first text that you sent Anita was, “I don’t know who you are, but you need to leave my boyfriend the fuck alone”. Is that right?’
‘It is also right.’
‘How comes, then, you are admitting that Sakwah called his girlfriend in your presence?So, all along, you were aware that Sakwah was Anita’s boyfriend?’
‘I told you, my lady, that she aimed to fabricate lies to separate me from you. On the day before your birthday, I was working on someone’s autobiography book as a ghostwriter. You knew this, or did you not?’

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Haki ya ghai,siezi soma hii yote in such a weather !! I need some clit to warm my day

Hilarious na hii weather. ION, there will be blood on the streets…a purge will definitely teach people a lesson.

nimeachia hapa

Kindly credit Sakwa as the Author.

I didn’t change anything in it, his name appears

nimesoma tu two lines

Wtf is this?!