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sperminator · July 11, 2020, 1:59pm

DEM: Niaje beb
BOY: Poa Swiry, nambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BOY: Which one hun?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.
BOY: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.
BOY: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry.
BOY: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 from Patrick Mwee , New Mpesa balance is 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?
BOY: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext…Mchawi wa south korea wewe… Ooh My! Like seriously? LMAO!!!
BOY: Kwenda huko, Sura kama ya mugabe, Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent ama ninunue nguo! POTEREA BARI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upusi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen…volume iko sawa??

system · July 11, 2020, 2:09pm

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majizee · July 11, 2020, 2:32pm

Msupa_Mpole · July 11, 2020, 2:39pm

Waa…:D:D:D:D

Jefe · July 11, 2020, 2:42pm

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system · July 11, 2020, 2:47pm

Niaje shemale

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Starscream · July 11, 2020, 2:56pm

Fanya vile tiliongea

Msupa_Mpole · July 11, 2020, 2:57pm

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NacumWalai · July 11, 2020, 3:04pm

Mtu arudishe huyu facebook

system · July 11, 2020, 3:04pm

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PERDITION · July 11, 2020, 3:16pm

sperminator:

DEM: Niaje beb
BOY: Poa Swiry, nambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BOY: Which one hun?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.
BOY: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.
BOY: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry.
BOY: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 from Patrick Mwee , New Mpesa balance is 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?
BOY: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext…Mchawi wa south korea wewe… Ooh My! Like seriously? LMAO!!!
BOY: Kwenda huko, Sura kama ya mugabe, Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent ama ninunue nguo! POTEREA BARI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upusi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen…volume iko sawa??

:D:D Maspamo Leo umejaribu

slevyn · July 11, 2020, 4:11pm

:D:D:D:D10-0

SMOOTHKIDKE · July 11, 2020, 11:30pm

Hii kitu mzee… script ya highschoolers

cortedivoire · July 12, 2020, 4:59am

Hii umeffi rudisha mukuru

duskidauni · July 12, 2020, 11:28pm

sperminator:

DEM: Niaje beb
BOY: Poa Swiry, nambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BOY: Which one hun?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.
BOY: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.
BOY: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry.
BOY: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 from Patrick Mwee , New Mpesa balance is 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?
BOY: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext…Mchawi wa south korea wewe… Ooh My! Like seriously? LMAO!!!
BOY: Kwenda huko, Sura kama ya mugabe, Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent ama ninunue nguo! POTEREA BARI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upusi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen…volume iko sawa??

nimecheka kubwa usiku wa manane niaje

ChifuMbitika · July 13, 2020, 6:15pm

Ungeandika tu disclaimer: stolen from Facebook