Sometimes mutu hufikiria

Yesterday, went to some local which happens to be some common club for mido-class guys and ordered some whisky as I listened to old-school hip hop. I chose to sit next to some dudes to avoid kungurus and just relax… Lakini in after 30 mins those guys were joined by some kungurus wakaongeza viti apo wakisema ati “boss songa tu kidogo”

This was against my original plan but mimi nikaendelea kunywa pombe pore pore. Kidogo kidogo some white dude akakuja ku-vyb the free chiq ati atalipa for a blowjob etc etc. So that chick tells me the dude is disturbing her. Mimi nikamjibu “it’s a club what do you expect??” and went back to my whisky+music+k-talk. The white dude akamchangamkia saidi coz yule jamaa alim-invite alikuwa amelewa kabisa.

So the chiq tapped the dude that was sitting next to me but opposite her (it’s a circular counter) akamwambia same thing. Dude sprung to his feet and squared it out with the white dude. tukamwagiwa mpaka drinks, drama ikaraise attention, huyo chiq wakachochea bouncer mpaka white dude akatolewa. What a shame-for the black dude! Since we were sat at the counter nikapea huyo cashier my drink nikaenda kwa gari for like an hour and made some calls.

Just as I was getting ready to get back nikaona nyeuthi akikuja peke yake kwa Auris yake akawasha akaenda. Sasa hio vita yote na hupati ata coomer?! What if the white guy had some weapon?

Hii ujinga huwa hapa k-talk sana. Sometimes mutu hufikiria!

I remember this incidence yesterday, next time join me at the VIP Lounge section at an extra fee na uepuka hiyo ujinga

Common sence is not as common as you think. It’s quite rare when you come to observe things keenly. … Ama maybe alipewa kuuma kwa wachroom:D:D:D

nyamgondho wuod ombare,were u transfixed in that chair or club? y bother with other people’s lives?u got exactly what u had were looking for.disturbance. drama.wastage of ur mind thinking about others enjoying their lives

Sema tu huyo jamaa ni wewe. That’s why you are all ranting in your story.

Uncle nyam uliamua kuja na handle ya @Nyamgondho .

:D:D:D

We ni pussy na unaogopa mzungu. The guy with the Auris ni muzito and not everybody does things for kuma. Maybe dude is happily married, maybe he got a quickie in the bathroom who knows but bottom line you’re a pussy who thinks not defending your women is being smart. Ata ukienda Texas and start messing with blondes kwa bar ma rednecks watakuchapa KO.

I learned the hard way, niliwai ekelewa timberland ju ya kunguru sijawai entertaining upuusi ya hawa gaidi.

ni vizuri mtu apambane na hali yake. lakini next time usiogope mzungu.

Mimi siwesi pigana na mwanaume anatafuta coomer na ako willing kulipia. Na sitawai pigania Kunguru come wat may. Most wazungu ni cowards btw hata huyo alikuwa na guts, but mimi siwes pigana na mwanaume anatafuta kuma especially kwa kunguru

Leta hekaya :D:D

It’s a local, position yangu huwa hapo kwa counter, mambo ya alcoblow sipendi so lazma local. Singeshughulika na hao tucker tucker if they didn’t start spilling drinks. Normally, niko low key

Hekaya tafadhali

Defending a random woman you’ve just met in a club? Really, dude you suffer from messiah complex.

You wish! And skiza vizuri kijana, women unless it’s your girlfriend or mother that you know are filthy beings. A friend got an STI despite using protection that cost him close to 30K in diagnosis and treatment ( Najua utasema pia huyu ni mimi) insurance ilimruka ati they don’t cover STIs. I will never fight for a kunguru who even if angenipa free pussy, would infect me na magonjwa haielewekani.

Niaje @pamba zile hekaya zako uta-narrate lini?

He got an STI even after using protection? Maybe he needs a four-year degree course on how to properly use condoms!

That friend of yours is @Dune ama kwa jina la utani David

Huyo hakutumia condom anasema hivyo ndio asionekane alikua careless