Shity OCS

Long Rant
I clearly don’t understand why the gov insists on recruiting D- in the police force.Imagine for a second,you are employing someone who didn’t take his education seriously to have monopoly of violence.

Yesterday I encountered a deranged OCS in one of the police station.I clearly see why these guys commit suicide.They have unstable minds,and have serious pychological issues.When faced with a situation that requires reasoning and use of logic, they retreat to primal instinct.

One of my cousins was arrested to what was clearly a civil case, purchase of property which didn’t materialize.Due to vendetta from the buyer,she convinced the cops to arrest him na charges za Obtaining money by false pretense na akalala ndani from Friday.

Jana nimeenda ku negotiate tutoe cash bail wakadai 20k!the OCS alikua anashout at us incoherently to appoint of ordering his men to lock me up as well,karao kama 5 wakanipiga jeki.They didn’t though,nili watishia na ma section za police Act,nili kua nime research a few hours ago kwa Kenya law report.

Anyway he has come to his senses leo ame jaribu kututafuta we negotiate coz I told him we meet in court on Tuesday, of which I was serious.

Dealing with a Kenyan cop is like talking to a retard ! it’s like most left the little brains they had at the Kiganjo gate , I had the misfortune of trying to explain an online crime to one of this creatures , this one looked like a hippo, all he did during the talk is pick his nose and flick those projectiles ! Imagine trying to explain paypal and credit card fraud to someone who probably doesn’t even have an email, the only question he asked is " na hii duka ya paypal iko wapi town"

Kila mkenya above 18 anafaa kuwa na copy ya Penal Code kwa simu yake.

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:smiley: Lakini hakuna karao fala hivo. Ni vile saa nyengine hao ujifanya mafala ili wakusome akili (na later wakutoanishe doo). But most of these cops are actually fairly intelligent fellows. Anyone who manages to get a D+ in those village harambee secondary schools is not to be taken lightly. And mark you, D+ is only the minimum. Many have C-, C and even C+. Most modern OCSs have at least diploma or bachelors. A few have masters. So hao ujifanya mafala deliberately. If they are dealing with elite clients or senior government offices, they suddenly become intelligent again.

True, huwa ni kujifanya fala wakuchokore akili wajua how to deal with you.
It’s part of the training…

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Mtajifunza kuheshimu OCS ama mulale ndani …

Hakuna kitu kama hio otherwise they wouldn’t be wiping the floor with the DPP. Let us not excuse ineptitude.

I don’t have time to reason with those fools.
I go straight to the point with a stone face.

Remember, they also become civilians after the day or night shift duties.

Fuaack:D:D:D

Samba mtu kibare akuheshimu… bora uko na number ya county commander on speed dial

That is largely due to corruption and poor work ethic. Not ineptitude – though of course I am not saying that they are 100% competent. Then remember many of them get into intense substance abuse – alcohol, extreme miraa etc. with time, these can blunt an originally sharp mind.

Zoea. Hao majamaa hufanyia kazi ma big wigs.

Kuna shamba boy alipotea na gunia sijui 3 ya maindi sijui akauza mbuzi kadhaa za mheshimiwa na kuku kiasi.

Halafu dem ya shamba boy aliambia jamaa sijui akuje na shopping ya some fresh clothes for her sasa shamba boy alikuwa amepack kamisi mbili tatu na tu tights and tops za bibi ya mheshimiwa…that was my first time kuona ocs mzima na kitambi akikimbiza a 20 year old boy through a maize field.

Thats like 6 years ago…have never seen the ocs again…despite afew cases za kusikitisha hapo kijijini…kazi yao nikula hongo kwa station.

No this one had room temp IQ ! even when talking to his juniors you could tell there is nothing much in his cranium, such cops are good for small local crimes and disputes !

am sure alikuwa mkalenjin mijinga @Kalenjin101 . in the Azimio govt we will weed out ALL incompetent KALENJIN civil servants .

Kudeal na hizo umbwa ni kama ku reason na @sani ama mende waste of time

Hapo kwa Azimio labda mngoje 2032. 2022 ni the lion of Sugoi ashachukua

Which lion? We only know of a thief from that area. A lion with protruding teeth would not be able to hunt.

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