Sema kimeumana

So yesterday, there was an incident that happened. @captain obvious being the fool he is decided to trespass into @Yuletapeli’s farm. He saw there was no way he would walk a longer distance yet he can pass between a farm and reach his destination. So he decided to pass through @Yuletapeli’s farm but then this time round @Yuletapeli was alert of @captain obvious bad behaviour of trespassing into other people’s farms. Before @captain obvious would even pass through, @Yuletapeli appeared from nowhere holding a panga. @captain obvious being a fool he is decided to play clever and wanted to challenge @Yuletapeli to a battle. He was faking confidence but deep down we all know he is a weak ass bitch. He thought @Yuletapeli was bluffing but then what he doesnt know is that @Yuletapeli is a mad man. Even the known mad man in kenya; Miguna Miguna admitted that @Yuletapeli’s madness is of a different level. The Mad People Association of Kenya (MPAK), just put out a statement that @Yuletapeli has the madness of a donkey and a bull combined. @captain obvious started demanding to trespass through @Yuletapeli farm, but because @Yuletapeli is a madman he slapped the chest out of @captain obvious (see what I did there) asking him “barabara yako iko hapa?” What happened next was @captain obvious was seen fleeing in the wrong direction clutching on an old and dusty coat he was gifted by his dunk uncle back in the village. Shenzi sana.
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Kimeumana ma

:D:D:D yuko wapi huyo jamaa nimalizie

Kimeumana sir!