Ruto stuck between a rock and a hard place

SATURDAY NATION reports that the National Assembly Committee on Finance received about 1,000 submissions from individual Kenyans on the Finance Bill 2023, and more than 970 of the 1,000 begged the MPs to save Kenyans from sinking into abject poverty by rejecting the punitive Bill in to-to.

Upon receiving the grim news from Parliament Road, President William Ruto was forced to change his approach, and has now decided to call labour unions in person. First on speed dial were the Federation of Kenya Employers (FKE) who upon hearing it was the President on the other end of the call, told him to please drop the 3% Housing Fund employer contribution or they’ll leave the matter to God.

The President scratched his receding hairline in angst, promised to get back with a response then called the Kenya National Union of Teachers (KNUT) and the Kenya Union of Post Primary Education (KUPPET) officials if they could rush to State House because he just wanted them to talk about the weather since the windsock at State House was lying to him about the true direction the wind was blowing.

If the President had expected that the giant walls of State House could intimidate the KNUT and KUPPET officials into nodding their heads to every word that came out of the President’s buccal cavity, then he had thought wrong.

He quickly discovered that he was dealing with a new brand of trade unionists who weren’t afraid to tell the king that his zip is open and the faster he tucked it back and gained favour with suffering teachers in the field, things were going to end badly for him. They left State House after delivering the bad news that State House intercessors have been afraid to talk about for fear of losing their monthly State House stipend.

There’s a natural mystic blowing through the air
If you listen carefully now you will hear
This could be the first trumpet
Might as well be the last
And we will be there no matter what.

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That whole bill belongs in the dust bin… si maneno na housing pekee.

And thus a precedent will have been set. Anything brught forth by kk will be shot down expeditiously through public participation. Haya wacha atawale tuone! Si mulisema dynasty baya

When Uhuru expressed his frustration with how things were because of shackles by the new Constitution, unsympathetic Kenyans said the buck stopped with him, did the lazy thing, and laid every problem at his feet.
The current president found a new hobby of frustrating government agenda through unfavourable court orders which gave him propaganda fodder.
He is in the bed he made, let him enjoy his “sleepless” nights there.

But mlevi1 had the 7.6T loan to play with. Jambas yuko na ngapi? Rectum anaerobes fungeni bakuli kabisa muendelee kulamba

The naked man has refused to be pickpocketed.

Hehehehe…
Hehehehe…
Hehehehe…

“… Hatutaki Dynasty…!!..”
“… Dynasty ni Mbaya …!!..”
“…Hii Serekali ni ya Boda Boda na Mama Mboga …”
“… HASORA TAWARA … !!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aim28Y5ittA

NGOMBE Kabisa ,
The whole lot of You …!! :D:D

Ruto is learning the hard way that it’s not 1992 where Nyayo was bulldozing his way through issues

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Sina maoni kabisa

Mtukutu lice could anally rape your mother and you’d thank him after the act. Takataka

This will go down as one of the most iconic speeches.

“Dynasty baya, baya. Hasora tawaraa, tawaraa”. :D:D:D

Tulisema …
Tulisema… !!!

The stadium at Kamarini