Road trip

I want to explore nearby towns to Nairobi today and spend a night there. I need suggestions for towns or areas within 150km radius. The suggestions should be places I can easily get a lay for the night at a BNB. You may sambaza contacts of petite mali safi in your suggestions tusalimiane. Cheers

Enda nanyuki though its 178km

Kuna time nilipeleka ka slay queen hapo Ole Polos on magadi rd. It was sweet fingering her on top of the hill tukijiangalilia mandhari. Place is cold as hell at night though. Wako na cabins hapo pia. Nyama ni ya mbuzi legit wachana na mbuzi za kula makararasi kanairo

Nanyuki ni poa. Napanga kwenda hapo Isiolo at Oljogi national park.while there pia niingie meru national park and reach lake Ellis. Kuna jamaa me huona episodes zake anaitwa Njora works at NTV program inaitea Twende. Alifanya nitamani kuzuru maeneo ya kenya

Enda naivasha. Book sawela lodge for the night and ask me to supply you with legit babe 22 yr old who will charge you 10k only for two days of of unlimited body fluid exchange.

Rifarodi. You know what to do next

Kuna Dem nilikulia wakati wa COVID mara mbili hivi. Kuenda ocha ni six/seven hours. I had met a certain ngeus hapo mtandao. So using a pseudo I befriended her mukuru wa zuckabaga. Anyways nikiwa ocha I announced (on my pseudo) nani anadai kuelekea Jiji I need company. She responded telling me of her buddy and sent me pics. Nikamuuliza na nikitupa mtama nidai slices italuwaje. Akasema ikiingiana sawa.

She gave me contacts of the friend and we met at 4:00 remember it’s six hours to Nairobi :D:D:D. Sisi hao. Nikajikokota kwa barabara all the while nikimshow how the friend alipeana through pass. Additionally she was a recently graduated teacher who had just dropped of her applications for employment. Alikuwa arudi Thika.

Mahali curfew ilitupata tukasimama tuchukua room na ndivyo alikuliwa dry fry. About a week or two later I was going back we met again this time at 5:00 same thing kufika Kericho nikamuingiza room and dry fried her again.

Circumstances just conspired that I didn’t meet her earlier I would have kulad her a few more times.

Which hotel in Kericho? Just to confirm you are not taking elders into conspiracy theories

Exactly how do you intend to achieve this mkuu? Utaenda kuulizia whether I slept there? You take the hekaya or you leave it. It’s your choice.

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I will obtain the cctv footage

Ungesema tu Kericho gaa tungeelewa

Kericho kuna hotels wanauliza evidence ya marriage for couples. Umalaya huko hawataki.

Hapo sawela nilinyanganywa kunguru time ya Safari rally, women are very strange creatures

Hahahahaha. It’s a good place though

enda nanyuki, air bnb ni mob