Rent Payer

Sex & Relationships
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You have gone to a woman house with 3 packets of cds, how do you know hii kuku ikona jogoo;

  1. You knock on the door she says, ‘goja kidogo’ and you hear her dashing inside - toroka! Do not enter past that door.

  2. She sits far away from you in her house - she is afraid kupatwa na mlipa rent in a compromising situation

  3. You find TV tuned to Supersport especially Supersport 3 and football channels or she claims to like watching these channels

  4. TV is tuned to CNN BBC ALJazeera or claims to watch this channels

  5. If you see any another man’s attire anywhere in that house; shoe, tie, shirt, slippers, socks, etc - anza kutoroka!

  6. If she is with you in her house but tensed - valia viatu kwa mlango ukiendaga

  7. A call comes and she lies to the caller

  8. You find aftershave kwa bafu - toroka!

  9. She wants to lead you even to the toilet

  10. [SIZE=2](Nyumba ulipi rent be very very careful coz mlipa rent anaweza tokea anytime)[/SIZE]

2

We said only a fool will go to a woman’s house and take off his clothes.

3

Of late @jmoy you’ve been posting very weird posts, wajukuu nasumbua wewe sana vile shule bado funguliwa?

4

It’s like strategizing on how not to get shot within close range. The only strategy is to avoid sleeping in a woman’s house in the first place.

5

How many women do you know that live alone and don’t have the so called jogoo? My fren, don’t kid yourself. Wear your 2 cds, do your thing and vanish into arabuko sokoke.

Nyumba kama hizo are merely extensions of sj and other brothels.

6

Dereva angusha gari tuonekane kwa news!

Mwenye aliandika hiyo methali hakuwa mjinga. Continue playing stupid games.

7

Kwani talkers hawathamini upendo? Ni nadra sana kumwona mwanakijiji ameandika jinsi anavyompenda mwanadada fulani au kuhusu mpango wake wa kufunga ndoa. Kila mara mada kwa hizi nyuzi ni ukahaba, usherati au kuwatongoza bibi wa wenzio. Kwani hamna imani na upendo? Hamna wapenzi?

8

Huku si facebook, Meffi! These are hard core streets, where the bold venture. Its a keyboaard warriors paradise

Who in their right mind would admit to taking flowers to offices and listening to love songs here? Kuwa serious bongo man.

9

Toa hii ufala hapa:D:D:D…chinga

10

Even before you start a widow you must first know what killed the husband…

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Takataka

12

Leta marriage certificate huku tukusifu ghasia ii, ushaipata love song huku mkundu wewe?

13

Huyu msee ni mukamba sijui kama alihama Zimmerman
Insecurity ya Zimmer - General - Kenya Talk

14

This kijiji is full of boot openers