Psychology game ya Wanawake

After sweet talking this lady for some weeks, we were supposed to meet on Sunday or more exactly she was to come…
We had really connected on another level most haikua mambo na kunyorosha mtu. Sunday mimi huyo waiting upto around saa mbili usiku supposed akuje at 6 nyangau haipigi simu na haionekani
Nikaipigia simu haishiki, ikapiga after around 10 min nikajua imejitoa mahali ilikua ndio ipige, sikushika. Waited for around 30 min then called…

The first thing I heard ni mwanaume anacheka kama Mc Jesse hapo kando n some noise. Seems she was in some joint somewhere

She then texts ati she’s very angry at me I can’t even call to confirm if she’s OK or amefika wapi

Nikajua hii ni ukunguru nataka kufanyiwa…

Told her am really sorry didn’t mean to bring complications on her side and to sum it all up nikampatia the all-time one liner :bye!

Kunguru ikatext ati hao watu ako nao ni cousins… Upuzi ya kawaida
On my part, total silence…

Missed calls upto around 1

Monday morning naona whatsapp status.

‘I am what I am, ur opinion of me was never asked for and is not welcome…’

From Monday did not check whatsapp purposefully and when I opened it today. Status imebadilika…

‘how you make others feel about themselves says a lot about you’

Great progress, hii by weekend itajileta…

Will tell you how it goes

Sipendangi ujinga!

Unapenda Umama sana…MBAFFFFF!!!

Go easy on the teenager.

Boss wewe umekuwa dryspell weekend, then na nikitu unajua kunguru amekuwa akikandwa mgongo…
Na useme hupendi.? Utapenda!

Sperms take longer than a week to vacate from the pussy lakini usijali… Ongezea zako huko zitengeneze tumaskio atleast

Waiting for 2 hours. Damn. 30 min I’m out. If it’s a restaurant after 20 min, I’ve ordered mine.

Uko na dem wangapi bro?

“…We had really connected on another level most haikua mambo na kunyorosha mtu…”
Enyewe hutakangi ujinga.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Kama ushachoka naye let her be. Find someone mature.

My fellow young man i feel you, you will soon learn
Ungechukua slices zako uende lakini umama (emotions) ilikuzidi
These hoes aint loyal, wekaga tumafeelings kando

:D:D:D

sijawai jua mbona Malaya wa Kenya hupenda kujibu mtu via status…that’s why I never read them.

Are her status updates getting to you? :smiley:

Hi…
Did I do anything to offend you?
Am sorry…
Please talk to me…

Confirmed, shuma inarara ndani ndani hii weekend. Washa ajiongeleshe kidogo kwanza, yeye mwenyewe ndo atajialika…

Sipendangi ujinga!

I stopped waiting/anticipating way back in high school…

Nilivaa CD+nguo saa Sita mchana nikingoja mtu hakuonekana. By evening nilikua nanuka condom ka ghasia, kwanza ilikua ile inaitwa Care ilikuanga na mafuta ka yote

For me, all statuses are blocked/muted. Ata siwezi swipe left.