Political Mileage

When I saw Governor Ruto had been airlifted to South Africa for treatment I honestly thought it was a joke but to my amaze shit it is true. The stories seem to get more and more exaggerated with news of having to stay longer in hospital for observation and all manner of hogwash and we all know tax payers were footing his holiday with this elastoplasted cheek. Now he is planning on a GRAND comeback like the idiot had been missed.
All farmers in Bomet will leave work that day to attend these stupid rallies to exalt an idiot who buys car wash machines and introduces them as cutting edge fire fighting trucks.

http://nairobinews.nation.co.ke/news/governor-ruto-plans-grand-comeback-treatment-south-africa/

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kama wewe sio amongst ā€œAll farmers in Bometā€ tafasareee na sio kwa ubaya, kaa pale--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>

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The political mood in Bomet had become very tough for him, he has arrogantly fell out with all friends and foe due to overbearing tantrums. His village party has also failed spectacularly especially since party hopping isnā€™t possible. Deputy Speaker Laboso is very strong for the Jubilee ticket and once the Jubilee wave is in full swing then it wouldnā€™t be a surprise that he goes home with single digits. DP Ruto has been making constant monthly visits to commission and supervise new projects as he awaits eagerly for the campaigns there. Meanwhile KNH doctors can separate conjoined twins but canā€™t remove his Elastoplast. The kicks of a dying horse.

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Wewe ni tax payer?

kudos Kenyatta doctors

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how is that swell treated in the first place, its just a swell choma na maji moto using a face towel iyo ata am sure akupata internals

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ā€¦receives SMSes in church and rushes out to organize demolition thugs when he reads that his female rival is hosting a football tournamentā€¦

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wacha watu wa pomet wa enjoy holitay yao priss

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If statehouse announces the President is visiting Bomet this weekend he will board the next plane faster than it takes to remove the elastoplast.

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Kuwanga serious , elimisha sisi kuhusu para para na puiltingsā€¦hii siasa wachia your colleague @Young na @Nattydread :slight_smile:

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He should be welcomed back Besigye style.

Hapo pa conjoined twins na elastoplastā€¦mimi kwisha. Thats a beatdown.

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It was all pretty obvious.
Political opportunism.

he will retain his seat. i can bet you sufficient stacks if need be.

Please do i donā€™t mind free stacks.

South Africa is where the defeated go to lick their wounds.

http://www.jambonewspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cord_RELAX.jpg

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:D:D:D:D

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They had been ā€˜invitedā€™ by Mandela who at the time was bed ridden and only close family members were allowed access to him.
Seems these tall tales of dead people calling babuon before they died had started way before we started noticing the absurdity.

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