Noah was a conspiracy theorist until it started raining

Matthew 24:37-39

37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh-Tswj1eow

this is all God engineering

I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.
:D:D
the sun of god

Fuck the stubborn human beings!
Let’s talk about the animals.

  1. What was their sin(s)?
  2. What was the criteria for choosing which ones to admit among the admissible animals? They had to go in two by two, remember? The rest they died why?
  3. How long did the journey to Australia and back take for noa. How long did it take him to select the right animals to admit in his floating zoo? What about to Antarctica, south America…
  4. The blue whale…!!!.. ?!

Let revisit the stubborn human beings. Did noa speak to the Eskimos? The Incas, the Hottentots? The…??

True, this flood story has so many holes that you can use it as a sieve

Not to mention that the bible version plagiarizes the Epic of Gilgamesh which predates the bible by a couple of centuries

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38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

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This cannot be true because according to that same bible only 2 of everything was supposedly allowed in the arc.

Very typical for theories written for children’s history class.

Noah collected 6.5 million land animal species × 2 within 100 years? Ahem.

That story is utter bullshit

He was a drunkard too.pia samaki ziliingia

kwani samaki pia hukuwa affected na floods??

Sea water life will not survive in fresh water!

I’m just here to do my time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I225Vcs3X0g