Nimeona kadem kageni area naskia kametoka Nairobi lakini nkikumbuka......

It so happens that a workmate in our place, a yugandan, zidikishaad wife off to shags alafu akarudi. The guy was so “faithful” to his wife such that he could not use his phone directly to call a chick he was katiaring n so I offered my help, never mentioned anything about recording conversations. The guy went ahead to invite the girl from umoja!! Yes Nairobi, you know the kind of feeling mwanaume Huwa nayo wakati amehakikishia mjulubeng Leo lazima aonje chakula yake, jamaa hakuniskiza nilipomshow aende polepole na madem wa Nairobi esp venye walikuwa wamekaa kidu one year bila kupatana juu wife alikuwa.
On the material day the gel was to come, the jamaa told me so nikamhakikishia ntasimamia job, ( I knew all along everything thanks to my secret recording so akinindanganya nlikuwa najua TU). Mrembo wa nai alikam kama walivyopanga na bila kupoteza wakati kwa keja mara hiyohiyo, mjulubeng pewa haki yake na jamaa akarudi job nkama hakuna kitu ilihappen, Mimi TU ndiye nlijua. My other workmates wakaanza moshene Ile ya," Fulani Leo ameshinda wapi kitu masaa matatu tangu lunch time" nkaingilia kati since I kind supervise a small section so everything was back to normal.
Three days later, jamaa wangu akaniita kwa loos nkashindwa he! Kwani anataka kunifunura mabuti:D jamaa akanishow," he! Man nko na makojoo mingi lakini inatoka tudogo tudogo" Mimi," hiyo ndiyo poa hata hutaskia kiu saana" " man Niko serious tangu asubuhi sijakojoa imekatalia kwa mwili, inanichoma aki" :mad::mad:
Nkamshow aende kwa clinic ya mbali kidogo asiharibu jina area. After kitu two hours jamaa wangu akarudi job akiwa ana-limp ya ukweli, ukiona mwanaume akienda na mguu Moja ujue SI mchezo. Sa ndiyo alinihadithia vile hosi kumekuwa, venye case yake ilikuwa serious so daktari akamshow sindano pekee ndizo zinaeza msaidia lakini lazima amalize dose:D sindano 3 mrefu za inches ka kumi( venye alinshow)
“Yaani umedungwa ya kwanza na uh naenda hivi utamaliza zote Tatu?” Nie ndingehota. Alivumilia mpaka dose ikaisha, ikabidi aende leave ya wiki kuskiza hizo sindano. Moral of the story … Nmesalimia mafisi wote area…tuwakilisheni vilivyo…

@Yuletapeli yua hekaya just loaded

Nonsense fake hekaya. Kama ni gonorrhea hakuna MTU anadungwa hizo masindano mrefu za ng’ombe kama zamani. A simple regimen of antibiotics tablets for five days is enough to clear the infection.

@ChifuMbitika don’t act as a moral police here, it’s fake yes, but don’t demoralize the few wanachamas contribution just because your conscience tells you so, sana ingine ni vizuri kunyamazisha mdomo n let people write whatever they it’s on their mind here. It’s not your job to authenticate any trending thread for whatever reason. Saitan:mad::mad:

Leta hekaya chief

When I was a young man a few years ago, we went on a heppi spree with a few guys who were my close buddies. The evening grew more fun-filled and lively. At around ten PM, we decided to change venue and went to this place which was more lively. There was a certain Mzee around fifty years. He bought for me and I bought for him without caring. At around eleven thirty, a certain young girl entered and she was a lovely yellow yellow. I saw the man beckoning her to sit with us. He ordered for her and asked her to sit near me. He made the introduction and I was shocked to know she was his niece, barely out of form four. We stayed on for sometime and he called me aside and told me to take him and the niece home. We left the three of us and the rest of the group remained drinking. Just before we got to their place, he asked me to stop the vehicle. I did so and he surprised me by telling me that he wanted me to accommodate the niece for the night. She quickly obliged. I dropped him at his gate and went to my house with the niece. We had a great night and I took her home next morning.
Two days later, I started feeling funny when peeing. I later learnt that I had been burnt. Luckily I went to hospital where they gave me antibiotics to take for five days and I fully recovered.

Which universe is that where an uncle gladly glady whores off his niece?? Tuambie tujue

Ni hekaya tu ya abunuasi like OP

ng’ombe wewe

Kenya

:D:D:Dshifo you never to cease to amaze me bado unakula dry fry…ama haukuwa umejua kijiji

Wueh.

That was close to ten years ago