Nimeitwa jina mzee-ime nichoma

Quick rant.
Wadau nimeitwa mzee asubuhi hii yote.ime ni choma because I’m barely thate years!!
Eti “huyu mzee ata kulipa”
I have got to hit the gym na ni wache chipo sasa.
Ime nichoma sana hilo tusi.
Worse part is that mtu ana niita mzee ni mzee ata kuniliko!

You’re living in denial , tafuta bibi.

Age catches up at some point, the younger generation will come up and find you old as compared to them.
Same here I’ve been called the same by the mat guys at the bus stop.

worst part. siku njema.

Direct translation from shiny world:D:D

:smiley: makosa imetendeka

mzee,unataka tukusaidie kivipi sasa ?accept and move on

Wakanyaks naona siku hizi umekuwa na hasira Sana.

:D:D:Dfrom the frying pan into the fire

Could you be bald headed by any chance?
Join @introvert kwa group na ukubali umezeeka.

Nliwahi itwa tu mzee nikiwa kwa personal car and I felt like buying that guy lunch juu ya kujisikia

May be alishema but indeed wanted to say “Msee” kiyoooyoooo

We hukula chipo, uko overweight na bado haujaoa? Pole kwa kukuamliwa bibi in advance

Huanga anajifaaaaanya hapa ni mkali na kwake ni bubu.

@gikuyu Growth is irreversible and ageing is real and you can’t do shiet about it.

Lakini hizo riba za pottie ka ndio zinakuharibia ufikirie ivi, kula chuma uziondokee!

@nefertities aliniacha ,niko mbaya saidi

There will always be people who are younger or older than you. Tafakari hayo

wueh, last week i got an offer on phone that i can get 1gb safcom for 50 bob, nikaload finje chapchap kajaribu kununua hizo bundles, after succesfully doing everything msg ilirudi nikaambia “Hi Meria , you do not qualify for blaze bundle as you are above 26” that made me feel like am 100 yrs.

Hilo ni jina la heshima. Mimi matusi yamenisinya ni kuitwa kijana. Majuzi hapo mariakani nimepata ISP kwa barabara akaniita kijana. Eish.

Pana taja spring chicken kwa thread ya pot bellied fossils.

And that there is what annoys me about safaricon. if you do not qualify why send the annoying message in the first place?