Nilikula mama mlevi

How time flys … I remembere decades ago nikiwapea kipiii vile my fed convinced tukule mama mlevi …

Back then we used to live in Biafra majengo Thika … I was class 5 ivi …Kuna area tulikuwa tunaenda tournament za mbano (marbles ) karibu na Klub Fulani ya makuti…

This lady could always pass there after her night shift pale kwa bar I guess she was a waiter or something …

On the fateful day after kucheza mbanoo tukakuliwa na morio want u Timo tukaamua kuteremka kule chini side Kuna view POA ya kuona zile train za cargo zikielekea delmonte …tukiwa tu base yule madam akapitia zile routes …

She was somehow drunk. She greeted us , n asked if we hungry tukapike nyama kwake just few meters away in this lone plot …sisi hao na majaa tukamfuata …

Kufika kwake , Ni single room haina vitu mob , just a bed and few utensils na kioo na makeups …she decided to first rest in bed …nikama she had so much exhaustion kukalia bed na hagaa zake kubwa nikaona bed imebauce …hehehe ilikuwa zile za springs za chuma…

“Vijana pikeni hiyo nyama, stove , sufuria na nyanya ziko hapo, zikiiva mniamshe” she told us in kikuyu… Translated for sake of uniting Kenyans…

Si tukachangamkia kupika ile nyama alafu juu sikuwa najua kupika ugali morio akaipika …

Mumama naye amelala fofofo amepanua miguu, paja nazo aiiiiiiiiiii…

After kuiva , morio akasema Kwanza tukule alafu tumuamshe… Si tukajibonda kacrazy …

Ndio morio akatoa bad idea…

"Si tukule huyu mathee tusikie vile hi kitu huoja "

Haiyaa jamaa akateremsha kinyasha , nikamsaidia kutoa yule madam ngothaa , back then hakukuwa na biker…
Mathee akageuka akalala na tumbo … Sasa nikusuma ile dress juu tukawachiwa haga kubwa nje … Morio akasema ataenda 1st akijaribu kuamka tutoke mbio … Morio akalalia juu , wapi hafikii punani , Sasa nitungangane kugeuza yule madam , after few trials tukamanage kumlalisha kifo Cha mende na kupanua miguu …

Ngai kinamurio ngaiiiiiii, " he said after pumping few thrust , …

I dropped my Tokyo trouser , n removed my kamujulus too …

Morio akatoka niingize pia …dry fry manenos , vipiii niza mungu … Mimi kuingiza nikasikia madam amemourn “Toto usitoe yako Ni Tamu”

I pumped few thrust but couldn’t get the fun there , it’s like I was swimming in lake turkana , Ni pojo pojo pojo pojo poto poto …

We interchanged rolls, the lady hata aliamka akadai kaende kuenda …

Tulienda 3 rematches later during our school holidays before yule madam got married to some ninja working kwa Thika municipal …

I remember , she sent me a success card nikifanya class 8 … By then she had two kids …

Machaa umepitia mengi

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Wee wî nûgû ya gîthaka!

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Toto unapenda story za vako sana

Hahaha … @MachaaWaHadithi apa umeweza. Hizo points 3 highlighted ni noma

Hekaya swafi Gasman.

Kenyans are happily united in their hate for each other. Let them be.

Machaa ni mungu amekulinda

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@MachaaWaHadithi haujawai feel ni kama alitake advantage of your innocence? this to me is sexual abuse of minors

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Hapa ndio ulianza kurape wadada? Sick rapist

Mimi naona ni kama walirape mama

Reminds me tukiwa vijana wadogo. We used to combi one girl acouple of boys. Mnadinya in turns. Jamaa akikaa sana mnamtoa bane. Then later on nikiwa ma class 6 huko mimi, bro na morio fulani used to piga ma mboch combi…it was fun but of curse we didn’t know what we were doing. Glad never caught anything back then

Eish boss! mpaka nimembao kama umbwa

Lucky dudes, used to happen too and btw they didn’t have a problem.