My Luhya girl: Lost my life to domestic violence..almost

Kwa sababu hizi stabbings zimekuwa mingi kwa Boychild lemme narate mine

As a dude when in a fight you are always thinking utaumiza that female… But my fren ataangusha a force on you ushtuke…
:eek:utajua where all the pizza and chips goes.:p:D:D

Then you dead.

My Story, nilipoanza maisha I used to live with nice well buttocked 5 foot luyha girl.then one night, tukaanza kuzozana, we had been for a couple of days. Maneno yakarushwa hapa na pale out of anger, well being the Mongo I was I fell asleep mid fight, :cool:

kumbe uyu msichana hajalala … An hour later sleeping niliskia mguu imekangangwa na kitu kubwa imeniangukia:oops:, niliskia nikama ni nyumba inaanguka it was rainy season. Soo nikarusha kamkono na ndio nikaskia ni mtu ako juu yangu. Lischana lizima limenilalia. Nikaskia ati anataka kulala hio side nisonge… Nikamwambia ata nje ni side anaezalala. Na nikaendelea kuota…

She bit the back of my neck as I usually sleep with my face looking down. The bite was so painful I landed a slap on her face managing to push her off my body. Weeeh ata sikujua vile taa iliwaka, :confused: that’s when it hit me Kama arap mashamba, kimeumana ndugu zanguni. Weh vikombe sahani na kila kitu ikaanza kukuja flying speed, nilijaribu kuzihepa buy my luhya girl was aim perfect. :mad:

I ran to the bathroom however she quickly pursued me with a knife. By the time I was opening the bathroom door so that I can hide the knife was already on my neck and then she pointed a knife on my stomach and started digging in slowly. Ndugu zangu hapa ndio nilijiuliza Sasa ntakufa juu ya nini na ni mimi napigwa.:oops:,

Nikashika the knife in my hand and managed take it off her hands it fell, nikakamata kamtu kadogo with all my might. Weeh hapo ndio nikajua:D:D:D kwanini watu don’t stop women who are fighting. Aliniuma uma Kama big g kwa mkono several times … Then mateke zikaanza kuanguka,sio unajua waluya na zigwembe, clearly I learnt it’s porpose, luckily her uper body was totally imobile…

wadau niliona kitaumana nikaanza kuitana uui kujeni. Lakini no one came or even heard. bass haiwezi toa ukemi Kama ya wamama, Sasa inasound tu Kama beberu imeng’atwa makende…eventually akachoka na tukaketi kwa floor for an hour nikiwa nimemkamata…The stab was small but it was headed to my liver. Sasa hakuna vile ningelala kwa hio nyumba… :confused:mimi huyo nikatoka kwa nyumba yangu na kumuacha na kuenda kwa kuzo a few houses but same plot, nikalala.

The next day came nikampata akiota jua, nikaingia kwa nyumba Katoa Mali yake na kufunga nyumba nikaenda zangu kazini. :confused::confused: I was done with her, hakuona nikitoa nguo zake juu alikuwa udaku kwa jirani.

I used to work as a casual kwa muhindi, very near house, Nikiwa lunch break ndio nikaona kijana my cousin amekuja mbio na kuniambia natakikana kwa haraka, naitwa juu ya ule msichana,
uuuii nikaanza kujua Sasa nitaenda kukula ugali jela, na majamaa wanafunguana boot:mad:, nikakimbia following him, there was a river like 1km from that place, it was semi rural that place. She was standing place kuna a 10 to 15 meters fall… :oops: nilipofika nikapata umati mkubwa, msichana anasema vile atajiua nikimuacha.

Nikamwambia Hakuna vile atanistab na tukaanishe, she said anafanya ivyo juu ananipenda sana na ata ako na ball yangu(she wasn’t paged) weeh umati ikaanza kusema nimuongeleshe poa ama nipigwe.:rolleyes:…some men started asking kwanini nakasirisha wasichana warembo… aaaiseee huyu msichana nilitoa wapi,

nikaangusha kiburi na kuanza kumpembeleza for a long while. I think I even sung a love song…Hadi nikamtoa hapo kwa river tukaanza kuenda heading home… :D:D… nikamwambia ata sitamuacha, kufika kwa nyumba akapika beef akakula kwanza ndio nikakula na that night nikapeana strokes but couldn’t sleep.

Luckily my uncle came the next day at work he used to buy poles from that muhindi… we had been having plans to put a fence on his farm huge:D:D for long. He said it’s now or never was paying twice my salo of muhindi for 3 months work…, Nilienda kwa nyumba collected my crap nikarusha kwa boot and left that life behind plus deposit ya 900 ndio iliniuma zaidi.

What I’m saying is, defend yourself ukijipata in that situation. Imobolize the attacker then after they cool, report first to police.

Let no more young men die of stabbing

Maisha ya mwanaume na mbwa hakuna tofauti :D:D:D:D

Mashida tupu for both.:D:D:D… Nilikuwa nimeotea kiasi I’m back

nilitoa hekaya fulani ya dem mluhya ali threaten kupigana na mimi, nikaingia mitini, people laughed at me here… hizi issue huanza polepole, akianza upuzi you cash out immediately, alafu maneno ya ku dry fry wacha, women always use kids & pregnancy as their bargaining chip.

You did the right thing to leave. Other men haven’t been as lucky as you.

Dont dip your willy in crazy but i must say crazy chick have dope sex that makes men coming back… But that chapter is done and dusted… Nitawahi toa hekaya siku moja

Fida ilienda wapi ths days…
Ulikua unapigwa unaekwandani n a group of 3 feminists lawyers wanashughulikia kesi yako

Sometime back I used to live in a plot where I was the only tenant in a bed seater while others were 2 and 3 bedroom houses totaling to 5 houses. Kuna nyumba moja nigger a Meru had married a Kisii. There’s was a lethal combination that could explode when tempers flare. Mwanamke alikua anachapwa frequently lakini haskii. Nigger was well off with a decent business in town na walikua hawajabarikiwa na mtoto. One night during their many fights dem alipopigwa akatorokea bedroom. Nigger kumfuata akatoa kisu kubwa chini ya pillow and cornered the nigger telling him lazima amdunge. Nigger was cornered aka anza ku plead lakini dem hashtuki. Ikabidi nigger ameni pigia kuongelesha bibi. Maze tukaongelesha wife kitu kama 20 mins akatupa kisu chini na Kuanzia kulia. Jamaa akachukua kisu akanipea for safety then akauliza wife 'unataka kuniua ndo uchukue Mali yangu? ’ wacha Sasa apatie bibi kipigo cha burukenge na kurushwa nje. Akajaribu kunigongea nimhost nikamshow haitaleta picha poa since keja yangu ni ndogo. Akisha kusaka makao nje ya ploti. Next morning jamaa alirauka very early akarudi na lorry with 6 physical aides. Vitu zikapangwa speedy na akajitoa. Bibi alirudi baadae akapata nguo zake kwa bedroom akalia for long na akajitoa

Onjesha hekaya bana

hehe ninja went underground:D…

I think aliondokea shida juu biz zote pale tao wife alijua so kumpata haingekua shida

A man has to escape in the face of death. Sijui women huvumilia aje all those times

If a woman completely looses her temper, just make sure theres no knife around. They go into an insanity phase that cannot be immediately stopped. It takes about 30 minutes to snap back to life.

Wekelea hekaya ndugu. Hata @Kawa alisema vile alikuwa anawekelewa frying pan ya kichwa. :D:D

Lost a friend in a similar fashion

Moja aliniinulia kisu, that same day nilitupa yeye nje. Maneno yake ikaishia hapo.

We go through alot when young, nowadays we can see trouble a mile away and avoid it.

As a man, you wake up one morning with Ksh 5000 na kuingia kajiado with a new name, gone for good.

she belongs to the streets… it is what it is

Aliwahi kukutafuta tena? There are many mentally ill people walking around freely.

Hekaya swaffi. Let’s take care fellow men.

hio part ya ‘kwa nini unasumbua wasichana warembo?’ imenimaliza:D:D:D:D