Mwanaume Kuomba Keja..

So this guy who hails from my county who happens to be living in my neighborhood happens to contact me with an emergency, see he is married, i happen not be in his bracket but i have a steady woman in my life… suggests i give him access to my crib sunday to bring a woman who he has been seeing for close to two years, but always goes to her place until recently when she insisted she wants to come to his crib.
I told him haiwes make… since i can foresee in future that said woman making a surprise appearance and maybe finding my woman or a another female and it might lead to drama… Now the guys sends me a message telling me that’s not how bros operate… surely… a man in his mid 30s… still playing such games…

Huyo mwanaume anakubeba ufala. Bro code is overrated na ni ya highschool and campus vi.piis. Mwanaume akipita 25 ujinga ya kuomba keja anafaa awachie akina @Jimit and his agemates who have valid reasons of doing so (kusota). You should have given him 2 hot slaps maybe atarealize he is a grown-up.

If both of you were 22 year-old broke campus lads ingeeleweka. Ndume mbili in their 30s kuombana keja is a no-no. Mwambie atafute airbnb kwako sio lodging.

Aende akachukue ya siku kama tatu na huko Kilimani

peana keja. hide in the closet and catch the show

Bedsitter chronicals. Can’t relate.

Mwambie apeleke MWK home kwake apige wife exile ocha siku mbili,thats what alpha males do,right?

No nigga is allowed to fornicate in my house…apana tambua io upuss.

Swali…Wewe ukimuomba nyumba yake atakubali?

Kuna mwingine alijaribu huu upus last year nilimwangalia vibaya mpaka akaomba msamaha. Yaani @captain obvious alalie kitanda machokosh wametombania wakamwaga (probably STD-laden) body fluids? Ukumanina wa hali ya juu.

Yake labda ni singo room, pig sty literally.

kama haezi komboa keja, basi anafaa asacrifice hio raha ya nutting inside a woman.

This man is selfish, na usikubali guilt ikufikie, its your life, don’t take shit

He tried convincing me that si maneno na coitus, ati the female wants to confirm hana mwanamke kwake, hatawai kuja tena… told him he is underestimating that females intelligence…

“Bro’s before hoe’s bruh” … wacha kuwa cock blocker banae.What do u care if his hoe finds u hoe in ur crib and decide to hoe the shit outta each other.

I have a rep to maintain… the last thing i need is drama. Especially from a female i am not sampling.

Macockblocker mko na umbwakni

Watu weme kosa aibu kweli ! mambo ya kuomba keja ni ya vijana wa university !

It can end up kangogo style in your crib and your guess is as good as mine who the 1st suspect would be.

Uyo ni mtu mjinga sana. The fact that he doesn’t even care vile itakuaffect wewe inamanisha ni mtu naturally selfish. Usibebwe ujinga kama ana haja sana ataenda kushika lodging mahali ama ajue vile atajipanga

Can it get gayer than this?

Ata Jimit ako na keja ya heshima. Iyo upussy ni ya kina @Mzee mzima na @tall mnyama everywhere